yeah I felt like updating because of the nice comments.thanks Leeta-san,Milli,and Crystal!!YOU ALL ROCK!!

Otaku VS Palm Tree

I panicked and fired one of my arrows.I'm not exactly a marksman,so it just grazed the side of Envy's head.And he kneed me in the gut.Hard.Owie.......What was that weakness......d*mmit my memory sucks.....I landed hard on the floor,where Envy kicked me.Again,the gut,which was already hurting me like h*ll.I coughed up some blood.Christ.....Ed and Al make it look so easy.....I remember that when I read about the weakness besides the remains/possession thing that it mentioned Greed in the manga.Ah,yeah,in the manga the other Homunculi had Greed nailed on a flab of stone shaped like a cross....by those red circles,right??OH YEAH!!THE RED CIRCLES!!NOW I GOT IT!! It was that one article I read on Wikipedia.'All Homunculi are also marked with several red circles on various parts of their bodies that are connected by a red line.The actual purpose of these markings is never specified,but it is believed that they are the control points of the red stones that are inside their bodies.This theory is supported by several instances in both the anime and manga,for when Greed(manga) and Lust(anime)are pierced at these points,their powers are disabled......'Praise the Lord.I actually remembered it."Gotcha now,palm tree."I shot another arrow while Envy was close to the wall.It hit one of the red circles on his body.Three to go.Four arrows left.Bad aim.Chances-not good."I'm just glad I did my research......"Another arrow-it actually hit another red circle."What-the-h*ll?!"I shot another one,but it just a bit too far to the right and just stuck Envy's hand on the wall(ow).I shot another one-that one hit.Shot my last one,but it missed.So I hadta improvise with a pair of scissors(not pleasant)."Ya see Mr.Palm Tree Fag,those red circle things are the control points of those red stones.If someone stabs ya there,your powers are disabled.Betcha didn't know that.""WHOOT WHOOT!!GO MANDY-SAN!!""Thanks Leeta-san."Ed gave me another look."What's up now?"Oh no,I didn't make him mad did I?"How did you know that?"I scratched my head."I read it from somewhere.Glad I finally remembered it haha...ow,my gut still hurts."I kicked Envy in the face."Don't screw with me palm tree."I smacked my forehead."Oh God I rhymed again!!"Ed sighed."Could you show me what you read?""Sure,I wrote it down and typed it up.BRB."I ran into my room and started working my way through the enormous stacks of paper.I finally found the paper,and ran back out.
Milli was being as annoying to Envy was possible by poking him again.And again.And again.And again.I shifted my weight onto the kitchen table."Sorry if my handwriting's too hard to read.I fya can't read it I typed it up on my computer.Al already told you what a computer is,right?""Well yeah he did,but I can read this.Barely.Why is your handwriting so sloppy?""I write real fast.Major reason right there."Ed had that cute anime thoughtful look.If I coulda glomped him right then,I woulda."....Temari.Couldja look up the Philosopher's Stone for me?"HOLY H*LL!!DID HE JUST ASK ME A FAVOR?!KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"Uhh sure.And I think I'll print it this time."And in three seconds flat I'm on my computer,getting connected to the Internet.
"A little enthusiastic isn't she?"Leeta-san laughed."That and she's real smart.Everyone calls her that at least.And she keeps saying she's not.Heh heh...."I was on the Internet now and loaded up Wikipedia.Apparently the others had no idea I could clearly hear what they were saying."Well she seems.....fairly intelligent to be able to disable a Homunculi's powers."Now if Ed had said that,I woulda felt that my life was complete.I really do like him too much.The web page loaded and I typed in the search engine FullMetal Alchemist.Then after that loaded I looked up the FMA version of the Philosopher's Stone.Buuuut,for some reason not known to man,it just plain would not let me print it.I sighed and stumbled outta my room."I found the page but the Stone Age piece 'a' crap computer won't let me print it.Sorry 'bout that.You'll havta read it in my room."Apparently,Ed and Al couldn't care less.They rushed right in there.This is friggin' shhhhweeeeet!!I might be able to help them with the Philosopher's Stone!!YEAH BUDDY!!I only went in there once,to show Ed and Al how to scroll down the page.And after that they both came rushing out looking like happy little kids.I just about fainted when Ed hugged me."THANKS SO MUCH TEMARI!!""Uhh....sure thing.....don't mention it....."I could hear Leeta-san laughing.She knows I like Ed of course.In fact,she's the only person I told.Except for Pepsi,our Mustang-Sesshoumaru-Howl(from Howl's Moving Castle) obsessed friend."This could really help us find the Stone!!"They kept thanking me."Uhhh....Ed?"Ed swerved and looked at me."Hm?""Well,if it's not too much trouble.....could I.....look at your automail?""Sure I guess......"
I can't believe how freakin' lucky I am.I just helped my anime crush and his brother.He actually THANKED me.And HUGGED me.Oh my friggin' God.....D*mmit I like Ed too much.Hehehehe....and my gut still hurts from the palm tree.Owie......


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hope ya liked it!!this's gettin' close to the end,I can FEEL it.And yes,I did read something like that about Homunculi(the ones from FMA) on Wikipedia.Which is friggin' cool!!
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