I feel so cold,
I'm bundled with fright,
I'm always working
Day and night.
 
I get so lonely,
I wonder why,
Ive never had a girlfriend,
I will not lie.
 
Is it because my weight,
Come on I cant be that fat!
OK I suppose I could lose a few pounds,
Or maybe 100 times that!
 
My hairy mustache
That gives me no favors
My shiny small glasses
I knew I should of gone Specsavers.
 
I think Ill always be lonely
Or maybe its because I'm mean
All I have now
Is this Nuts magazine...
 
XD