TWILIGHT TOWN: AXEL AND ROXAS SCENE Axel: Simply amazing, Roxas. Roxas: Axel... Axel: You really DO remember me this time. I'm so FLATTERED! Axel motions with his hands, but no fire comes up. Axel: AHEM! I'M SO FLATTERED!!! Still nothing. Axel: FIRE PLEASE!!!! Room bursts into flames. Roxas: We need new effect guys.   OLYMPUS COLISEUM: AN ATTEMPT TO UN-BRAINWASH AURON Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you! Sora throws the little statue at Auron's head, but instead of vanishing above him, it smacks the guardian in the head. Auron: OW! Director: CUT! TAKE TWO: Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you! Sora throws the statue and it hits Hercules in the head. Herc: OW! Director: CUT! TAKE THREE! Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you! Sora throws the statue and it hits Hades in the head, who explodes into a firey rage Hades: WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!! *attacks Sora* Sora: *screams like a little girl* Auron joins the attack Director: CUT!!! Get a stunt double over here, please! Or at least somebody with better aim...   HOLLOW BASTION: HOMEMADE COMPUTER PROGRAM Leon: Finished? Cid: Would be, if it wasn't for the old man's magic... Merlin: OLD, you say? Oh, ho ho ho, I'll show you who's old....*shoots beam of magic at Cid* Cid: Done! The magic misses Cid and htis the computer, which explodes. Yuffie: Oh-kay...Cid, you still got the CD, right? Cid: YEP! *holds it up* Leon: Just don't--- Cid drops the CD and breaks it Leon:---drop it. Cid: Oops. Guess I'll just have to...*looks at dead computer* Uh-oh... Yuffie: Well, we learned two things today. One: Cid is clumsy. Two: Merlin has anger issues. Merlin: WHAT?! *turns Yuffie into a frog* Yuffie: Ribbet. Ribbet Leon: *shakes his head* Morons... Director: CUT!   THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: SKIP THE FORMALITIES Sora: YOU! Luxord: I'd rather we just skip the formalities. Sora: What the HECK does that mean?! Luxord: It means cut to the chase and lets fight. Sora: Okay, well, I got my keyblade, what do you have? Luxord: Deck of cards. Sora: *falls over laughing* Luxord: What's so funny? Sora: Deck of cards!! *laughs* What kinda weapon is THAT?! Luxord: A good one. Sora: *still laughing* Luxord: You're hurting my feelings. Sora: Dude, you don't HAVE feelings. *laughs again* Luxord: GRRRR.... *changes Sora into a card, grabs him, and throws him off the edge* Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Director: CUT!