THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: GOOD BOY Xigbar: Have you been a good boy? Sora: Show yourself! Xigbar: Oh, it sounds like you haven't. Sora! .....uhh.....*takes out script* R-r-r- Roxas: (offscreen) That's ROXAS! Xigbar: Well, sorry, jeez, whoever wrote the script has terrible hadwriting. Xemnas: (also offscreen) HOW DARE YOU CRITIQUE MY WRITING! Director: CUT! Take two... Xigbar: Oh, it sounds.....LINE! Sora: Its 'Oh, it sounds like you haven't' Xigbar: Right, try again... Later... Director: CUT! Take 5200! Xigbar: Oh, it sounds like you have! See ya! Sora: Can we call it a day PLEASE? Director: Aggh, crud. See ya tomorrow. Sora: THANK YOU GOD! HOLLOW BASTION: SAIX ON VACATION A cloud of black smoke appears and instead of Saix materilizing, Semour, from Final Fantasy X steps out of the smoke. Semour: AHA! Now I can finally become SIN and Yuna's Final Aeon! *evil cakcle* Sora: Who in Ansem's name are you? Semour: *sees Sora and company for the first time* You're not Tidus. Sora: Excuse me? Semour: Where's Yuna? Sora: WHO? Donald: Are you Saix's brother? Semour: Who's Saix? Goofy: They have the same hair, don 'cha think? Sora: I think you're in the wrong game. Where do you belong? Semour: I thought this was Final Fantasy X. Sora: No....this is Kingdom Hearts II Suddenly, Auron appears out of nowhere and starts attacking Semour Auron: RUN! He's dangerous! Sora: What the heck...? Auron: JUST RUN DANGIT! Sora: Right, lets go...*runs* BETWIXT AND BETWEEN: CHILLIN' AXEL Axel: I think I liked it better when they were on my side. Sora: Feeling a little regret? Axel: Nah, I can handle these punks. Ha, watch this.... Axel does his special exploding move and after a beam of light...instead of Axel lying there and dying, he's all of a sudden in a beach chair with sunglasses. Sora: Aren't you supposed to die now? Axel: *lifts up glasses* Huh? Oh, that. Yeah, see, I don't wanna die. And could you move, you're blocking the sun. Sora: There's no sun in here... Axel: Exactly, now move. Sora: Whatever. Director: CUT! Axel, you have to die. Axel: But I don't wanna. Director: But you gotta. Now die. Axel: NO! *throws chakrams at Director* *temper tantrum*