THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: GOOD BOY
Goofy: Here he comes!
Xigbar jumps off the balcony, looses balance in midair, and falls.
Xigbar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *splat* *faceplant*
Sora: OOOH, that's gotta hurt!
Donald and Goofy: *hold up scorecards that say '10'*
Director: CUT! Take two!
This time they get to the fight scene, and Xigbar attempts to walk on the celing
Xigbar: *slips* Oh, dangit. *falls on head* OWIE!
Sora: Xiggy, are you okay?
Xigbar: MEDIC!
THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD: PIGLET'S RESCUE
Sora: Jump down, Piglet! I'll catch you!
Piglet: *jumps*
Sora: *holds hands out to catch* *misses*
Piglet: OWWWWWIIIIEEEE!!!!
Sora: Whoops.
SPACE PARANOIDS: JUMP IN THE PIT
Tron gets ready to jump into the pit where the MCP used to be.
Tron: *runs* *jumps too far* *smacks head on opposite wall* OW!
Sora: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Director: CUT!
this is the funniest thing I've ever read!