Readers beware! There are spoilers afoot!

Me: Lee! Get out here, we have more questions!

Lee: *walks out wearing an Akatsuki cloak*

Me: What... are you doing?

Lee: Cosplaying.

Me: Whatever. Are you wearing pants under that?

Lee: Ummm... maybe?

Me: *look of complete disbelief* You're so wierd.

Lee: But that's why you love me, right?

Me: Yup! ^^

"ohmigod lee my sister is so annoying she's always watching the SAME movie over and over again and it drives me up the wall. What should I do?" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon


Lee: Heeeey, it is our old friend, ZAOTSAM!

Me: Heya, sis!

Lee: Sis?

Me: She's my online sister!

Lee: *still confused* Right... Well, you should nicely ask your sister if you can watch something else for a change...

Me: And if that fails, threaten to use your sharingan to send her to a world of torture and pain!! *evil laugh*

Lee: O_o

Me: Umm... Lee's idea works too! Next question!

"if you were ever to get your own ninja squad and orochimaru stole one of your students what would you do to oro?" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon


Lee: Well, I-

[Here comes the spoiler!!]

Me: Hold on a second!! By the time Lee is old enough to be a sensei, Sasuke will have already killed Orochimaru.

Audience: Noooouuuu! Spoilers!!

[I warned you.]

Lee: She said IF, Holly.

Me: Hehe. I know, I just love spoiling people! ^^

Lee: Well, IF Orochimaru kidnapped one of my students, I would take the others and sneak into Orochimaru's base... thingie... and rescue the hostage.

Me: Why not just Leaf Hurricane Orochimaru to his doom?

Lee: Come on, be reasonable. Not even the Hokage is strong enough to defeat him.

Me: Oh yeah, he said so once, didn't he?

Lee: Yup.

Me: Let's go get curry!

Lee: I'll go change...

Me: Nah, don't do that. Keep the cloak, it'll freak people out.

Lee: Yay!