So, I’ve started drabbles. Huzzah for me? This is my time filler while I’m snowed in at home. Phear me and my snowy goodness…mai feet are cold, but the GOOD side is that I’m typing this on my very on laptop! Named, The Dragon of Yaoi. Good name yah? Well, This is the first thing I’ve written on it, so hoorah for me!

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Naruto Drabble
Drabble Uno
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka

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Iruka came to the office that day with a flushed face and a nervous twitch. He had decided that this was not a good day to talk to his friend Kakashi. The man was just to sharp for his own good, and today was NOT the day that Iruka wanted to be cross-examined.

“Iruka!” The happy-go-lucky voice shot through the brunnette’s heart.

“Oh! G-Good morning Kakashi-sensei!” Iruka stuttered his face going red as usual.

“How is our academy teacher today?” Kakashi teased good naturedly while leaning against the pole of wood in the middle of the room as he usually did.

“Fine, fine….and you? How are my old students?” Iruka tried to keep up the pretense of everything being normal and fine.

“They fair well, all things considering.” The silver haired jounin replied. The one visible eye of Hatake Kakashi suddenly creased shut in that happy arc that said the nin was indeed smiling.

“Iruka, how are you? You seem nervous.” Kakashi leaned down onto his elbows on the other’s desk.

“Nervous?! Me? Why would I be nervous?” Iruka tried to play it off but he already knew he’d been caught.

“Well, I wouldn’t know. But would you care to tell me before I have to make you?” Kakashi threatened calmly. He always got the silly academy teacher to spill his guts quite easily.

“Alright, alright…I’ll tell you, but please don’t tickle me in front of the school children. They’ll think so much less of me!” Iruka panicked and waved his hands to Kakashi as if to ward him off.

“As you wish Dolphin-san.” The silver haired man smiled again.

Iruka frowned at the pet name, but let it slide. “Well, Kakashi-sensei, I went out last night with Gai-sensei, Asuma-sensei, and Shizune-san as a group meal. We went to a bar afterwards….and..” Iruka broke off from his story to rub his nose and look down to hid his blush.

“I got ‘tagged’ as Gai-sensei puts it lightly, someone put vodka in my drink and I became very….ah, unorthodox.” Kakashi stared at the teacher with the rapt attention of a pupil. This story just got good.

“Well, Asuma-sensei decided that I was in no shape to be in a bar at that state, so they all took me out of there to get me some fresh air. While we were out there, apparently I had a very strong urge to….” Iruka paused again and mumbled into his desk.

“Go to the piercing parlor down the street.” Kakashi stared at Iruka and when he looked back, the man waved his hand telling him to ‘go on!’.

“So, we went…and, I got my….” Iruka trailed off in a indistinct mumble.

“I’m sorry, what did you do?” Kakashi suddenly felt very hot and cold at the same time.

“I-I said, … ‘I got my nipples pierced.’ Okay?!” Iruka’s face flamed even further and the jounin Kakashi’s face went paler than before. So he had heard right.

Iruka-sensei, the most pure and loving teacher in the entirety of Konoha got his ‘nipples pierced’. As Kakashi’s mind flew through that thought, his nose suddenly felt hot and he put his hand up. Bringing the gloved hand away, it was stained with red.

“K-Kakashi-sensei! Your nose!” Iruka pointed out to the nin.

Indeed, Hatake Kakashi had just gotten a massive nosebleed over the mental image of Iruka with periced nipples.

“So, you have rings now?” Kakashi tried to wave off as if it was perfectly fine.

“No….barbells.”

Kakashi felt faint and almost fell. Iruka-sensei’s shirt off, small barbells of glinting metal attatched to perfect nubs of flesh with Kakashi’s tongue running circles around them pulling pleasurable moans from the scarred man beneath him.

“Kakashi-sensei?” a faint Iruka could be heard.

“Congratulations. I can hear Naruto calling, please excuse me.” With a hand to his nose, and the other hand twitching from restraint to de-pantsing the teacher in front of him and fucking him right there.

With a puff of chakra smoke, he was gone.

“Well, that was odd.” Iruka said to himself and continued with his work, but with a small smile. Kakashi really was to predictable to things like this.

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Kakashi was unable to take missions for the rest of the week due to blood loss from his massive nosebleed, and the organ in his pants taking the rest of said blood.