So, I kinda enjoy Jiraiya/Oro, but I’m not quite sure yet….but I kinda like Oro/Kabuto…::splees:: I can have some fun with threesomes! ::laughs like a fool:: So yah, this was an experiment with trying to do a little more with Jiraiya. It feels a lot like the good ol’ days when I used to write fanfiction with Miroku…hmm…>w<

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Naruto Drabble
Drabble Dos
Pairing: Jiraiya X Orochimaru

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Orochimaru looked blankly at the white haired nin next to him. It made no sense how very sexually active his friend (if you could call him that) could be and he was only a teenager. The snake nin frowned slightly to show his distaste for his surroundings. It was a club for whores like that of the nin that had insisted they come here.

“Come on Oro!” Orochimaru twitched subtly at the nick name. A hated thing to be sure.

“Jiraiya. What have I said about that name?” The snake said softly, but betrayed his calm demeanor with a piercing look.

“Not to use it? But not that right now! Come on and play with the girls! We came here for a good time!” Jiraiya brayed loudly and rocked with chuckles and the alcohol in his system.

“I don’t find this amusing in any way.” Orochimaru complained to the other and crossed his arms over his chest. Closing his eyes part way, Orochimaru gazed at the other who had brought him to this despicable place. It was a dump, smelled like sex and other such bodily functions.

“Aw, is someone a virgin?” Jiraiya teased his friend with a good natured smile.

“Yes, I don’t find pleasure in bodily functions.” Orochimaru answered honestly, not thinking that Jiraiya was really trying to make fun of him.

“Y…you are!?” The white haired teen suddenly broke away from the females he’d just been attached to. “You really have never done it with a girl?” Jiraiya stared at the purple one.

“No, I think females in general are disgusting and useless as it is.” Orochimaru felt a little bit better as his friend ignored the girls who were now pouting and talking to him. In general, that was how it was supposed to be. Pay attention to Orochi and he wont kill you.

“Oh? Do you play for the other team then?” Jiraiya gave a lecherous grin and a wink.

“…?” Oro looked at the other as if he’d grown another arm.

Jiraiya sighed heavily and then looked up expressionless, “What I MEANT was, ‘do you like guys?’ You don’t feel anything for girls?”

“Males are comrades; females are useless except for reproducing. Which I find disgusting anyway.” Orochimaru said plainly as if it where an everyday thing.

Jiraiya stared at the snake with an expression of disbelief on his face.

“You mean you’re a virgin, a homosexual, and you’re what….18?! What’s WRONG with you!?” Jiraiya had an expression of pain painted over his face. He could NEVER go as long as a week without either jerking off or hooking up with a girl.

“Does this disturb you?” Orochimaru looked mildly surprised at Jiraiya’s expression.

“Well, yeah! I mean…I could never imagine myself doing that!” the other shook his head in disbelief.

“Well, that’s why I’m better than you isn’t it?” Orochimaru smiled truthfully for the first time in a long time.

“Uhm…” Jiraiya stared blankly at his friend and blushed softly as the other smiled.

For some reason, the snake nin looked so normal and pretty when he smiled. Jiraiya laughed nervously as a certain part of his body twitched in intrest.

“Hahaha! Well! There’s no accounting in taste!” He looked to the manager of the club.

“Sake for everyone! I’m buying tonight!”

Orochimaru stared at his friend with the same inquisitive look. His friend sure was a strange one.

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