Fangirls and Sasuke are at the beach. Fangirls piled on top Sasuke.
Naruto walks into the scene.
Sasuke: Naruto HELP!!!
Naruto: Why should I help you??
Sasuke: I'll give you.....5 dollars!
Naruto: ................DEAL!!!
Naruto goes to walk off.
Sasuke: Where are you going!!
Naruto: I'll be right back!
5 minutes later
Naruto: Girls look who I have!!!
Fangirls: IT'S JESSE McCARTNEY!!
Jesse McCartney: er......hey...
Fangirls jump off Sasuke and start chasing Jesse.
Naruto: Now gimme my 5 bucks.
(Jesse screaming and running away from Fangirls.)

THE END.
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