Me: ...and submit! Hehehe.
Lee: What are you doing?
Me: Posting chain letters.
Lee: -_-' Here's today's question...
"I know that they're not gay. Naruto's gay, and is madly in love with Sasuke, but not Gaara and I guess Lee's not, either. That's why I want to figure out exactly why people like that pairing more so than, I don't know, SasuNaru. That makes perfect sense, has a chance of working out, and actually looks good. (Make sure Sasuke reads that.)" -zopponde
Me: Sasuke! Naruto! Get over here!
Naruto and Sasuke: Yeah?
Me: Read this.
Naruto and Sasuke; *read* WTF?! SASUNARU?!
Naruto: I am NOT in love with Sasuke!
Sasuke: That's just SICK! You evil, evil minds... *goes to emo corner*
Me: I guess people turn to GaaLee because Lee and Gaara don't have any female partners. Sasuke and Naruto, however, have Sakura and Hinata.
Naruto: Hinata? What do you mean by that?
Me: I'll let you figure that out on your own.
Naruto: Hmph.
Alrighty! Now we have
Me
Lee
Gaara
Sasuke
and Naruto available for questions! Yay!