Kisame: *is sleeping in my chair*

Me: Kisame! Get up, I need to check my comments.

Kisame: *groans in sleep* No, mommy, not the fishsticks...

Me: O_O

Itachi: Allow me. *shove*

Me: Thank you. *sits down*

Kisame: *suddenly wakes up* AAAUGH! FISHSTICKS ARE COMING FOR ME!

Me: -_-'

"this question is for orochimaru:

though you got killed in the manga by an Uchiha I am an Uchiha and am willing to give my body to you... will you take it?" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon

Me: Yo, snake man!

Orochimaru: Yes?

Me: You have a question.

Orochimaru: *reads* HOLY CRAP! I DIED?! *runs away screaming*

Me: Orochimaru! Get back here! You need to... -_-' He's gone. Sorry.

"uumm..why did itachi destroy the uchiha clan but leave sauske" -SonicDX1995

Itachi: As I said, I destroyed my clan because they were weak. I left Sasuke because I figured it would be fun to see his pathetic attempts on my life.

Me: Speaking of which, why isn't he attacking you now?

Itachi: I locked him in your closet.

Me: O_O But that's where I keep my diary! *runs into the closet*

Sasuke: *is reading my diary* Wow, Holly, I didn't know you like Kis-

Me: *knocks him out and grabs my diary*

Me and Kisame: *blush*

Lee: Hey, I'm back from Mexico! What did I miss?

Me: I wondered where you were!

SEND LEE SOME QUESTIONS! PLEASE! HE'S LONELY!