Kisame: *is sleeping in my chair*
Me: Kisame! Get up, I need to check my comments.
Kisame: *groans in sleep* No, mommy, not the fishsticks...
Me: O_O
Itachi: Allow me. *shove*
Me: Thank you. *sits down*
Kisame: *suddenly wakes up* AAAUGH! FISHSTICKS ARE COMING FOR ME!
Me: -_-'
"this question is for orochimaru:
though you got killed in the manga by an Uchiha I am an Uchiha and am willing to give my body to you... will you take it?" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon
Me: Yo, snake man!
Orochimaru: Yes?
Me: You have a question.
Orochimaru: *reads* HOLY CRAP! I DIED?! *runs away screaming*
Me: Orochimaru! Get back here! You need to... -_-' He's gone. Sorry.
"uumm..why did itachi destroy the uchiha clan but leave sauske" -SonicDX1995
Itachi: As I said, I destroyed my clan because they were weak. I left Sasuke because I figured it would be fun to see his pathetic attempts on my life.
Me: Speaking of which, why isn't he attacking you now?
Itachi: I locked him in your closet.
Me: O_O But that's where I keep my diary! *runs into the closet*
Sasuke: *is reading my diary* Wow, Holly, I didn't know you like Kis-
Me: *knocks him out and grabs my diary*
Me and Kisame: *blush*
Lee: Hey, I'm back from Mexico! What did I miss?
Me: I wondered where you were!
SEND LEE SOME QUESTIONS! PLEASE! HE'S LONELY!
I am an Uchiha and am willing to give my body to you... will you take it
and to lee:
can I call you youth brother