Me: *twitching*

Lee: What is wrong?

Me: My grandma made crab for dinner. The legs were, like, a foot long! It was horrifying.

Lee: Did you try it?

Me: Yeah... it tasted about as good as it looked. I'm gonna check my questions now...

"OROCHIMARU COME BACK HERE

I am an Uchiha and am willing to give my body to you... will you take it

and to lee:

can I call you youth brother" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon

Me: OROCHIMARU! COME HERE!

Orochimaru: Yes?

Me: zukosavatarofthesunandmoon wants you to get back here.

*lobg silence*

Orochimaru: Well, I'm here.

Me: I can see that. Read the question.

Orochimaru: Sorry, zukosavatarofthesunandmoon. I'm gay.

Me: I knew it! Now go away. I am NOT answering questions for you EVER again.

Orochimaru: *leaves*

Lee: Of course you can call me that! It sounds youthful.

Me: And once agin, the day is saved by... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

*long silence*

Me: Ooops. Hehe...