"Akatsuki members: What is your best means of torture?
Lexi: That means "How do you like to kill people" for those of you with bad grammar.
Sable: *whispers* She never dies so I need new Ideas..... LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE FREAKIN' DATING CRAP..... *blush*
Lexi: OMG!! Sable NEVER yells..." -heiesgirlSable

Itachi: MANGEKYOU ALL THE WAY! It's so much fun. ^^

Me: Dude... you're twisted.

Itachi: Who are you kidding? You love Mangekyou as much as I do.

Me: That's true. Hehe. It was fun watching Sasuke get tortured.

"Yay!
I gots me a killer kekkei genkai!
On to the questions!

1: I fell down the stairs today, how do I get rid of that big bump on my head?

2: Is it wrong to assasinate the science teacher that stands around all day doing nothing but reading an old newspaper? He doesn't even teach us anything!

3: I was training earlier, and my shuriken hit some kid's dog. What do I do?

I really need your help. Please!" -KidRaccoon

Me: Uh, did you try holding a little bag of ice on it? That keeps the swelling down. And please don't assassinate the science teacher. If you do, his replacement might actually make you do something! About the dog... do nothing. If the kid yells at you, tell him the dog lacked hatred and deserved to be killed. XD