"Sable: *drunk as all heck* OMG!!!!!!!!
Lexi:... What?
Sable: ummm I dun know...... WILL YOU GO OUT WIT ME SHUKAKU? If Gaara says no I can kill him witout hurtin you I know how" -HeiesgirlSable

Gaara: NO!

Shukaku: Okay!

Kisame: Wait, how can Shukaku go out if Gaara won't let him?

Me: I know! *sings a lullaby*

Gaara: *snore*

Shukaku: YES! *goes out with Sable*

"My Questions
Orochimaru: have you ever been alone with Michel Jackson O.O
Kabuto: Do you play poker

Lexi: Sable not drunk no more but she still haven a hangover. It's funny
Sable: *Throws something at lexi*
Lexi: *KO*" -HeiesgirlSable

Me: I'm not gonna let snake man in! No way! But I can tell you, he probably has...

Kabuto: Sometimes. KidRaccoon and I played strp poker once. ^^

All: O.O OMG!

Me: You go, KidRaccoon! ^^

"Okay!
I'm not getting sued! I'm not getting homework!

1: Itachi, will you admit that they are wrinkles?

2: This is for Sasori, make him alive again for a few minutes. Does your nose grow when you lie?

Okay, I must make more fanwork now." -KidRaccoon

Itachi: They... are not... wrinkles!

Me: Itachi, KidRaccoon wil never stop bugging me unless you admit they're wrinkles.

Itachi: They're not wrinkles! I'm only 21, for Leader's sake!

Me: Whatever. Sasori! Get in here!

Sasori: Yeah?

Deidara: Wait, why aren't you dead, un?

Sasori: I don't know. Ask the author.

Deidara: Well, author-sama?

[Time has no meaning in my fanfics. I'm just insane that way.]

Deidara: Oh.

Me: Well, now for the question. Sasori, does your nose grow when you lie?

Sasori: I don't know...

Me: Tell a lie.

Sasori: Like what?

Me: Tell us you don't love Deidara!

Sasori: That's not a lie! *nose grows*

Me: HA!