"I'M BACK FROM THE EVIL NINJA MISSION USING MY LUCK *trips on zetsu* AHHHH *starting to get eaten* man my school is cursed... I want orochimaru to come back on so I could ask him to lift the schools curse" -zukosavatarofthesunandmoon
Me: Anna! You're back! *hugs Anna* ZETSU! Let her go! *sprays him with weed killer* I am NOT bringing back Micheal Jackson...um, I mean Orochimaru. *cough-same person-cough* I can answer it for you. Try killing your principal. XD
[author: no, not really. please don't kill your principal]
"Sable: *weird creepy evil face* Did you just say.......
Lexi: Crap leader's gonna die. Your Welcome Itachi ^^ Now LEADER'S GONNA DIIIIIE!
Sable: *really really P.O.ed*
Lexi: I don't know why but Sable hates compliments and cleaning!
Questions: Kiba: If Akamaru had a girlfriend and they had puppies could I have one? Akamaru: Same Question" -HeiesgirlSable
Zetsu: LEADER-SAMA! NOO!
Me: Wait, shouldn't you be dead? I sprayed you with weed killer!
Zetsu: Uh... I dunno! Ask the author!
[author: my fanfics make no sense. deal with it.]
Zetsu: Oh.
Me: KIBA! Get in here!
Kiba: Hey, Holly. Woah, this room is crowded.
Me: I know. I'm gonna have to A: Kill some of them off, or B: Move to a bigger room. Anyways, read the question.
Kiba: *reads* Umm, I guess so...
Akamaru: Arf! [translation: sure! that means less trouble for me!]
"The moon is not made of cheese, how disappointing! T_T
1: For Kankuro, why do you wear make-up?
2: Sakura, during the Chunin Exams, your hair got cut short it remains that way.
But in Shippuden, it's still short. Did your hair stop growing?
3: Holly, I'll have your chocobo ready by...tomorrow. Is that okay?" -KidRaccoon
Me: OMG! The moon isn't made of cheese?!
Kankuro: Did somebody say my name?
Me: NO! GO AWA- Crap.
Kankuro: It's not makeup! It's face paint. I wear it because it looks cool.
Me: I always thought it had some deep, hidden meaning in the Japanese culture.
Kankuro: Nope!
Me: Great. Now go away. Sakura, you have a question! (Geez, this room is crowded... I'll have to get rid of Sasuke, Gaara, and Zetsu...)
Sakura: Hi, Holly!
Me: Hey. You have a question.
Sakura: *reads* I kept it short because I like it that way. Also, it was so long, it got in the way.
Me: That makes sense.
"Yeah Bring Kiba In! xDDD ^-^ He's One Of My OC's Brother o.O Anyways.... Kiba If You Come... What And When Do You Feed Akamaru? o.O For.... Shino (If He Ever Comes In xD) Are You In Love With Your Bugs... And Why Do You Plant Female Bugs On People... Even If its For "Attacking" And Such Do They have Cameras On Them or Something? Do You Want To Spy On People? -Cough- Stalker -Cough-" -PunkWolfGirl
Kiba: I feed him regular people food, 4 times a day.
Me: Shino! Get in here!
Shino: Hey.
Me: Normally, I would tell you to go away, but I'm gonna let you stay because I have a new respect for you since I saw how you told off Kankuro in that one episode.
Shino: Uh... okay. *reads question* No, I'm not "in love" with my bugs. I care for them, yes, but not romantically. And I'm not a stalker. I plant female bugs on people I need to track for missions and stuff. They don't have cameras.
Me: Ah.
SEND MORE QUESTIONS OR-
Me: Hold it, Author! This room is still crowded.
[Author: What do you want me to do?]
Me: Use your almighty Author-powers to kill off some people.
[Author: Okay! *zaps Sasuke, Gaara, Zetsu, Leader, and Shikamaru]
Me: YAY! THEY'RE GONE!
[Author: Yay. Can I finish now?]
Me: Sure.
SEND MORE QUESTIONS OR I'LL KILL HOLLY, AND THIS STORY WILL CEASE TO EXIST!
Me: Good one! ...heyyy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (that would be longer if it wasn't so impracticle)
*Runs around panicking*
Sh...Sh-sh....Sh...HE IS HERE!! GO AWAY STALKERRRR!!!
Sh-Sh-...HE WHO STALKS ME WITH HIS CREEPY BUGS!!! I want to know WHY YOU STALK ME!!!!!
Holly, I'd understand entirely if you'd rather forget this incident entirely, delete this comment, and get on with life pretending I never flipped out that way...