Me: Hey! Since I'm getting a lot of questions for the Akatsuki, and I need more space, I'm moving to the Akatsuki base. I managed to get them to agree not to attack Naruto.

LATER! [author: i'm so lazy!]

Me: BEHOLD! The new set of 'Ask Holly and Friends!' We have a new computer, new posters on the wall, and a coffee maker! Why coffee? YOU try staying up all night answering fanmail! See what happens to your brain then! *twitches* Alright, anyways, now all of the Akatsuki is open for questions, as well as Me, Rock Lee, Naruto, Kabuto, Tenten, Hinata, Neji, Kiba, and Shino! YAY! Now let's get started...

"AKATSUKI COME HERE!!!!!
1. zetsu..Why are you a plant
2. Tobi...WHAT ARE YOU HIDING HUH????
3.Kisame..why are you ugly...
4. Itachi Why are you gonna be blind later..
5.leader can I be a member?
6. Kakuzu..YOUR MONEY FREAK!!
7. hidan....why are you imortal?
8. Deidara...why do you play with clay?
9.Sasori Your UUUGLYYY!!!" -Anikue123

Zetsu: Because I am.

Obito: Uh... nothing?

Kisame: T-T I'm not ugly! I'm just unique!

Me: Yeah! *hugs Kisame*

Itachi: Because I use Mangekyou to much. *bumps into wall*

Leader: Go to Holly's other story, "Akatsuki Application" and find out.

Kakuzu: Thank you.

Hidan: Because I am.

Deidara: Because it's fun, un! [Lyke, OMG! A rhyme!]

Sasori: T-T You're not very nice.

Me: It's okay, Danna. Haunted-Flower still likes you!

Sasori: ^^ Yay!

SEND MORE QUESTIONS OR KAKUZU WILL EAT YOUR HEART!