Sasuke bursts through the door and leans on it, obviously trying to keep someone out.

Sasuke: Screaming fangirls!

... Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars.

Sasuke: Eh? >.>

Sasuke... likes it when Orochimaru licks him. He feels tingly in his feet when it happens!

Sasuke: Heh, your so wrong.

Sasuke mugs old women of their cheese.

Sasuke:.....

Sasuke is a sad little emo man who hates everybody.

Sasuke: Uhhh.... So?

HOLY CRUD I TOLD THE TRUTH?!?! NUUUU! -Dies- Anyways.... Sasuke-

Sasuke: Is gonna kill you.

Uhhh. I Just Died, Smartass.

Sasuke: o_O

Ahem... Sasuke wants to confess his true feelings for Orochimaru-sama, but is afraid that orochimaru loves Kabuto-kun.

Sasuke: Your in for it now. >:D Fire style: pheonix flower jutsu!

There is a big explosion and all we can hear is Sasuke running around screaming like a girl.

Sasuke: IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE AAAAAAAH!!! >_< How... come... you... iddnt.... die?!?!

Cuz I am..... VOLDEMORT!!! MWUHAHAHAHA! >:]]]]]

Sasuke:... GAAAAAH! IT BURNS IT BURNS!!! >_<

Sasuke.... Is on fire....

Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOO EEEEEE AAAAAAAAA HOT!!! >_<

Sasuke runs out of the door screaming like a baby.

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