Orochimaru walks in randomly.

Orochimaru: Ssssss.....

o_O Okay..... Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars.

Orochimaru: Sss.

Okay..... Orochimaru wants Sasuke for his good looks ^^

Orochimaru:.... NOOOO! I WANT HIM FOR HISSSSSSS SHARINGAN!!!

Orochimaru... Is a gay little ninny ^^'

Orochimaru: WHAT!?!!??!? I Shall ussssssse my cursssssse mark on you!!! Hsssss.

Orochimaru Is.............

Orochimaru: Is?

MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!! >_< >_< >_< SHIELD YOUR EYES AND RUN PEOPLE!!!! >_<

Orochimaru: I AM NOT!!!

I wouldnt be too sure about that.... Guards!

A bunch of guards walk into the room.

Take care of Micheal Jackson here please. He claims to not be micheal jackson...

Guards: With pleasure -Cracks knuckles-

Good ^^

Micheal Jackson: NUUUUUUU!!!

Guards: -Pulls Orochimaru's face off- And the true identity is....

Micheal Jackson! Whoo big shocker there NOT! Ahem...

Orochimaru/Micheal Jackson is OBEISE!(sp)

Micheal Jackson: WHAT?!?! No I Am Not!

But you are!!!

Micheal Jackson: NOT! Are Not!

Orochimaru... I am..... YOUR HUSBAND!!!

Micheal Jackson: SO THATS WHERE YOUVE BEEN ALL OF THESE YEARS!!! Great To Have Ya Back, Baby! :D

Yes Yes lets go lover boy :P

Micheal Jackson: -Sexy growl- Lets go!

NOT ON YOUR LIFE MICHEAL JACKSON! >:]]]]]] -Kicks him to Pakistan- Goodbye ^^ Ahem.... -Checks List- MWAHAHAH! YARHARHAR!!! Im So Evul! >:]]]]]]