Me: WOOO! I'm BACK!

"Kiba: Where do you want to go for our first date?
Shukakau: Sable is over any intal shock. ASK HER OUT!
Akamaru: I have a new puppy will you be Ralph's friend?" -HeiesgirlSable

Kiba: The park! That would be nice.

Shukaku: Ooookaaay....

Akamaru: Arf! [translation: sure!]

"aow....that Kindaaa...hurt O____o...*jumps in* I-) sry Itachi-sama...
Questioooons...
1.you, Akatsuki leader.. are you reeeally Naruto's father? if U are what is you name...-_-
2.Kisame....whyyy are you half fish.....wus your mother a gold fish?" -Anikue123

Itachi: Hn.

Leader: NO! *shifty eyes*

Me: Actually, I've come across a better theory. The Akatsuki leader is Naruto's older brother, and the Fourth hokage was Naruto's father!

Naruto: That makes more sense. The Fourth is dead!

Fangirls: *sniff* Why did he have to die? He was CUTE!

Me: Get out. NOW.

Kisame: Dude, we've already answered this question. Which chapter? We forget. Go find it yourself.

SEND IN MORE QUESTIONS BEFORE THE MICE DESTROY YOU ALL!