Sesshoumaru: U_U Another...chapter. *hides face* And I thought she would end this stupid thing. KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^ Sesshoumaru: To be nice. KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word? Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~ KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop* Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you. *LATER* KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^ Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches* KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u; KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you. Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop* *CRRRK!* KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically* Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting... END OF CHAPPIE! Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED. Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*