Ten things you’ll never hear Blain say...

10) Ok, listen up men. The Pixie Fairy is on her way. Take up defensive positions and when you got her in sight, blow her to kingdom come. We’re gonna take all her quarters… HOO-AH?!!

9) I suddenly have a major hard on… That means the enemy must be near…

8) Christmas is coming soon… Whenever you see that fat asshole, nuke ‘em with a heat seeking missile. We can use the reindeers which gives us food for 3 weeks.

7) PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP!?!!

6) The devil is waiting in hell to swallow your soul… Because of all the bad things we’ve done, we’re going to hell for sure… So… Whenever we arrive, we’re gonna kick his faggoty pink @$$ and shove a hot poker up his @$$… Then we’ll see who the dog is…

5) Dude, I’m a pacifist… I don’t do violence…

4) What the hell was Robotnik thinking when he created me?! He could have at least given me pink quills!

3) Men! This is a dangerous mission! Many of you may die! But I don’t give a shoot really!

2) ( Saying when he’s surprised of something) *scratches pistol against head* Well shoot in my mouth and call me your sister!

1) Now stand aside worthy adversary! For I shall smite thee with my 5.56 cal. boomstick!!