Chapter 1: The Cruise

Sushi- Kimberly (Me!)
St. Sebby- Sebastian (Best Friend)
Cheesy- Georgia (Best Friend)

Sushi: Yay! We’re going to Mexico! It’s your homeland St. Sebby, where your wife and kids are waiting! ^_^

St. Sebby: (twitches) You’re gonna die!! -_-+

Cheesy: EWW! There’s gonna be ugly midgets attacking us! O_OU

Sushi: I’ll let my mutant man-eating babies defend us! (gets in a fighting stance)

St. Sebby & Cheesy: What? Where did you get them? O_o?

Sushi: Meow! :3

St. Sebby: Kira!

Sushi: SHUTUP! (attacks St. Sebby)

St. Sebby: NOOOOOOO! RABIES!!!!

Cheesy: YAY! Go Sushi! St. Sebby, where’s ma money?! (taps foot)

St. Sebby: I used it and got (1)twasted with Ivan. (smacks Sushi)

Cheesy: WHAT?! (attacks St. Sebby)

St. Sebby: NOOO! Not the dirty pirate whore! (cries)

(A rabbit with wings fly over their head)

Sushi: Oh my God! It’s a flying rat! (lunges at it with animalistic speed)

Cheesy: She’s gonna get rabies!

St. Sebby: Doesn’t she have that already?

Cheesy: Oh yeah.

(Announcer announces that it is time to board the ship.)

St. Sebby: It’s time to go! (throws their luggage onto the ship. then he grabs Cheesy and Sushi and throws them 90 feet into the air, only to land on the ship)

Crowd: (is utter shock)

St. Sebby: (does a super spring onto the ship)

Sushi: (on the floor, screaming in excruciating pain) MY LEG!!! I’M CRIPPLED!!!!

Cheesy: STFU!

St. Sebby: Okay…we should’ve used the stairs. Why didn’t we use the stairs?!

Sushi: (stands up and brushes herself off) Because you’re (2)Bankai.

St. Sebby: BANKAI!

Sushi: Shut up! I’m hungry. (pouts)

Cheesy: (shoves candy down Sushi’s throat) There you go!

Sushi: (choking on the candy while turning blue)

St. Sebby: Yay Sushi!

Sushi: (passes out on the floor)

Random Passenger: (steps on Sushi’s stomach causing her to cough up the candy)

Sushi: (opens eyes) You saved my life!!!! (tackles the passenger) Yay!

St. Sebby: I must defend my family’s honor in a game of handball!!! My enemies are…

Cheesy: Anthony, Kevin, William, and Brian, the God of Handball.

St. Sebby: (raises an eyebrow) You never met them before. How do you know their names Cheesy?

Cheesy: I don’t know. I just know Brian. Duh, our little Sushi’s boyfriend? Our twasted buddy?

St. Sebby: No s***. I’m gonna watch Invader Zim now if you don’t mind. (picks up their luggage and walks to their room)

Sushi: (lets the passenger run free) I am ZIM!

Cheesy: (pulls out a random pen and draws a masterpiece on Sushi’s hand) I am Picasso!

Sushi: What the flying fudge?! You drew a transmutation circle on my hand!

Cheesy: Uh wha?! What the heck?

Sushi: HUMAN TRANSMUTATION TIME!!!! (attacks some old lady)

Cheesy: (sighs) I’m going to sleep. (walks away)

(screaming can be heard from the old lady)



I hope you guys liked it! I know completely random, but it’s funny! ^_^

(1)The word twasted is a combination of the word twisted and wasted. That is when you get completely drunk. Used by my friends and I! You may use it, but DO NOT CLAIM THIS WORD AS YOURS! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! © 2006 KhaoticWolf
(2)Bankai is a term used in Bleach. I heard it from my friends Sebastian and Kevin.