Neji walked in randomly.

Ooooer! A victim!

Neji: Eh?

Ahem! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!

Neji: Riiiiight....

Neji wears a wig! Hence the reason he has buckles dangling from his head!

Neji: No I don't!!!!! It's part of my bandages, hiding my-

Neji's 'curse mark' as he calls it, is a love bite from the sacred heavens of the one known as his MOM!

Neji: WHAT?!?! Show yourself!

Alas I cannot.... For I am non-existant....... I do not exist.

Neji: Huh? That's impossible. It is destiny to exist!

Eh? Destiny? One decides one's own destiny!

Neji:... Fate.... Destiny.....

Neji Is a girl O_O

Hinata bursts in.

Hinata: Neji.... Is it true, cousin...? Your a.... girl...? HAHA!!! I KNEW IT! -Plots evil plan and thinks: Im not quiet Im plotting-

Hinata goes away again.

Neji..... is a cheesebag.

Neji: WTF?

......

Oh screw this! Juugen!

I Am immune To Your Gay Jutsus.

Damn It. -Runs Away Screaming Lik A Girl-

-Chevks List- BWAHAHAH!