Me: Hello, good day everyone! Welcome back!
Heather: Hi Mom!
Rhia: Hi random people!
Me: Today we;ll be interviewing one of Team Galactic's commanders, Saturn..who also looks like a girl!
Saturn: Hey!
Me: [coughs] Okay, was it true that Cyrus kidnapped you at birth?
Saturn: How would I know?!
Me: Well, is it true that Cyrus called you a &*@#?
Saturn: Yes.
Me: Did you ever find out what it means?
Saturn: No.
Me: Well it means *censored*!
Saturn: [shudders]
Me: was it true that wherever you went there was an electric fence to keep you and the other commanders from running away?
Saturn: Uh...yeah...
Me: Um... DO YA KNOW HOW OLD CYRUS IS???!!!
Saturn: Uh..around 50... i guess...
Cyrus: HEY!
Me: You truly are old! Older than giovanni, maxie, and archie!!
Cyrus: Who the *beep* are they?
Random Guy: What the *beep* are you doing here ya *beep*?!
Cyrus: Shut up you *beep*, I'm here because Saturn ran away again! And I didn't get the electric fences up in time!
Me: Well, you;re in the Hoenn region, so tough luck. There are no electric fences!
Saturn: ......yay!
Me: Is it true that yoyu and the other commanders still cry a lot like when you were little?
Saturn: NO!
Cyrus: [laughing] Yes yo do!!! It gives me a headache!
Random Guy: *beep* you, I can't hear the show!
Cyrus: [gets up and throws gernade at Random Guy]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: [faints]
Me: No explosives in the audience!!
Heather: Yeah, what she said!
Rhia: Ooo...expolosives...Got any more?!
Me+Heather: Rhia!
Rhia: [huffs]Sor-ry!
Me: Okay, do you believe if you weren't raised by Cyrus you would have a different hairstyle, and a better name?
Saturn...uhh..I never thought about that...
Me: that's great, your name can be Bob for all I care!
Saturn: Bob's even stupider than Saturn!
Me: I know. So, PLUTO...
Saturn: [angry]
Me:...Did Cyrus ever give you a new style of clothing? i mean, you wear long sleeves and long pants, you're gonna bake in the sun like a hot tamale!
Saturn: What's a tamale?
Me: Well, Cyrus certainly doesn't know how to raise children...
Cyrus: This is ridiculous! Saturn, get back to work!
Saturn: NO!!!!!!!![starts crying]
Me: Jeez, way to break the sound barrier!
Heather: My ears, my cell phone is short circuiting!
random Guy:*BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Me: Why are you always here?!
Random Guy: I have no *beep* life!
[Silver and Shinji enter]
Silver: Make that man woman shut up, the Pokemon are gettin' restless!
[buncha pokemon break through the wall and squish silver and Shinji]
Me: ooo...that's gotta hurt!
Shinji: It did...
Silver: At least the Triscuits survived! [pulls out Trsicuits}
Shinji: WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: [sniff] You're mean!
[Shinji and Silver start fighting physically]
Saturn: [has finally stopped crying] I'm getting outta here!
Heather+Rhia: Look!
[saturn runs off and gets mauled by Pokemon]
Heather: I can film this on meh cellphone!
Brendan: Then what am I doin' here? (note: Brendan is camera man on the set of Movie Crew)
Me: You record it so it's live!
Brendan: Whatever.
[Cyrus runs out from audience]
Me: Hey you fag, get back in your seat!
Cyrus: I'm not sticking around you fool!
Me: Why you.....!
[starts beating up Cyrus]
Brendan: Forget about the Pokemon, now this is awesome!
Heather: I wanna help!
Rhia: Me too!
[both get out and help beat up Cyrus]
[Saturn gets up and limps away]
Cyrus: Hey you get back here!
Saturn: WAAAAUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts crying...again]
Me: Great you made it worse!
[Pokemon stampede over Cyrus]
Heather+Rhia+Me: Woo-hoo!!! They squashed the 50 year old guy!
Cyrus: I'm not 50!
Heather: Then what are you, older? Say 90?
Cyrus: No! Now I have an escaped commander to catch! [runs off to catch Saturn]
*voices in the distance*
Cyrus: You get back here right NOW!!!!
Saturn: WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cyrus: And shut the *beep* up!
Me: And that's all for today!
[shinji and silver crash through wall]
Silver: MOMMY!!! [shinji tackles him]
Shinji: YOU DON'T HAVE A MOM!
Silver: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts to cry]
Rhia: Why do all they guys here cry so much?
*couple days later*
Me: Now that you're done cleaning up, you can all blame your boss and Saturn for all this!
[All Team Galactic Grunts, Mars, and Jupiter stare at them menacingly]
Saturn: [runs off crying]
Cyrus: *beep*! [runs after him]
Mars: He still never told us what that word means!
Jupiter: [shrugs shoulders]