My parody of Barbie Girl.

Sasuke: I'm an emo boy
I take away your joy
I'm such a let-down
I turn your smiles to frowns

My family is dead
I slit my wrists till they bleed red
The boys all hate me
The girls just want to date me

I'm a jerk and a twit
But that doesn't mean shoot
Cuz I'm hot and you're not
Can you dig it?

Naruto: You bastard, you ran off
To Oro, you dumb goth
And we both know where
He likes to stick it!

Sasuke: And I cry
Every day
Cuz all my fangirls know I'm gay
Ooooh...