Disclaimer: You people know what I do and do not own! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!? Please view at own risk: 10,000 brain cells down, 10,000 to go... The voices in my head are currently: laughing...at me... Random quote of the day: “I never have a smart reply to anything, but I have a sarcastic remark to everything.” ~Alana Alana: this fic was made possible by all the Shadow and Knux fangirls! God bless America! *dissolves* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Cream: isn't this great you guys? We're all together, no more fighting no more arguing, no more- Knuckles: hey look at what I found! *holds up taco* Tails: where did you find that? Knuckles: under the couch! *takes bite* Still good! Cream: O____O;;;; Rouge: yeah! We're all back together, so what? Whoo-pi-friggin-do! What are we supposed to do anyway? Sonic: we could continue playing I've never. Rouge: no that was boring. *shakes fist at sky (no not the character)* Your ideas are stupid EC! *Lightning bolt shoots down from ceiling and strikes Rouge* Rouge: I think I'll shut up. Eggman: Well I think we should- Alana: *hits Eggman with frying pan* We're not taking over the world! Got it! Shadow: I think that we should- Alana: *throws frying pan at Shadow* We ain't doing that either! *frying pan narrowly misses Shadow* Shadow: O.O;; I didn't get to finish! Alana: *holding frying pan threateningly* Shadow: Okay, I'm done. Knuckles: You're all wrong! We should see how long it takes to set Alana's hair on fire! Sky: we did that last week. Knuckles: Oh yeah. Alana: I have an idea! Knuckles: no you don't. Alana: yes I do! Knux: no you don't! Alana: well, you're right, I don't. Knux: ><;;; 20 minutes later: Eggman: *filing Alana's nails* Are sure giving you a manicure will ensure that I rule the world? Alana: er, yes. Eggman: Are you sure that when ruling the world I'll get a free chicken every month? Alana: positive. Sky: this is not going to get anymore interesting. Continue skipping ahead. A half and hour later: Shadow: looking around. Has anyone else noticed the fact that Alana and Eggman are gone? Sonic: no. Shadow: I don't think that you get my drift. ALANA and EGGMAN are gone. Sonic: 00;; Are suggesting that-? Shadow: no! I mean that they are both psychos who want to rule the world! What good can come of this! Sonic: I dunno. Wanna beer? @ Some place looking over station square. Alana: And then they pulled out her brain and placed it in the experimental jar. Eggman: And then what happened? Alana: they disposed of her body in the crematorium. Eggman: And then what happened? Alana: And then- Oh we're here. Eggman: but what happened to the evil scientists?! Alana: you'll never know. Eggman: whatever. Did you pack the supplies? Alana: let's get out the checklist shall we? Illegal weapons- [X] Lip gloss- [X] Switchblade- [X] Flying mobile- [X] Army of evil robots- [X] Eggman: why do we need lip gloss to take over the world? Alana: you must always look your best when conquering the earth, Maybe that's why you've never managed too? Have you ever considered plastic surgery? Eggman: -_-; Alana: I thought not. Now how should we go about doing it? Eggman: how about we take the flying mobile and demand they let us rule them? Alana: no that plan sucks. I say that we take the flyer over there and demand world conquest? Eggman: you just paraphrased what I said. Alana: shut-up and get in the flyer. Eggman: T_T You're mean. Alana: I try. So they fly away into Station Square. But before we get to that: @ Alana's basement Sky: okay, if I were one of two psycho maniacs where would I go? Knuckles: Ooh! I know! To take over the world! Sky: -_- Okay. So I think that we've already established they're somewhere in 'the world.' Any thing else? Knuckles: they couldn't have gotten far? Sky: wrong. Knuckles: they can't do any major damage. Sky: wrong. Knuckles: O_@ @Station Square Alana: I wanna announce it! Eggman: no it was my idea! Alana: what the crap are you talking about? It was MY idea! Random person on the ground: would you just get on with it?? Alana: *snatches mega phone from Eggman* >P People of Station Square! We are now the rulers of this world! Got that? Other random person on the ground: -censored- No way are we handing over the city to you two psychos! Alana: O_< *jumps up and pulls out illegal weapon* Would you like to rephrase that? Guy on ground: Uh, All hail the new rulers? Alana- that's what I thought you said. Now get me a cell phone! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Just thought I'd do something fun. Mer. Who wants to try to guess how this will turn out?