Disclaimer: I don't own nothing except Alana. So don't sue me. You wouldn't get much. O__O All three new characters © their respectable owners. (Like I'll tell you who they are :B) Please view at own risk: Contains dangerously high levels of insanity, randomness and cheese. The voices in my head are currently: drooling Random quote of the day: “You crazy bum!” ~My best friend Alana's current mood: I hate myself. But I hate you more. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Last time in this stupid fic: Alana and Eggman got so bored they created new “Rules” for the city. Sky went to prison, and attempted to call Alana but Alana hang up on her and Sky got really mad. The rest of them are somewhere drunk in the middle of the road. Sky's Official list of Alana torture *Set her tail on fire like a fuse and see if she explodes. * Replace her snack cakes with bricks. * Rip out her hair and feed it to her. * Force feed her cheese. * Steal her gun and hide it. * Seahorses Sky: *looks over list* Okay, all of these would be good choices if I could just figure out how to get out of here. *sudden spontaneous explosion can be heard in the background* Sky: O_O *Green hedgehog enters room holding gun and looking very intimidating* Sky: O_O Green Hedgie: Alright! You let Sky go or I'll...shoot you! Guard #1: *nonchalantly* and what relation do you have to her? Green Hedgehog: Um…I'm her brother. Guard #2: Alright Sky, you're free to go. *unlocks jail cell* Sky: *bursts into tears* HEATH!! *kisses Heath passionately for like, 5 minutes* Sky and Heath: *walk out* Guard #1: That is one weird family. Guard #2: agreed. @ City Hall Alana: So, in conclusion, you really don't have any freedom unless I say so. Random guy in crown: THESE NEW RULES SUCK! Alana: *pulls out gun* Would you like to rephrase that? RGINC: O__O *screams and runs away* Alana: I thought so. Eggman: I'm bored! Can we stop for ice cream? Alana: patience Eggman. We still have someone we need to wait for. Eggman: you invited someone else? This has to be like the fifth person. Alana: but it was absolutely necessary. *nods reassuringly* @ Random street on the interstate Cream: has anyone else noticed that Sky's gone? Amy: who now? Shadow: Don't worry I have her right here. *holds up Sonic's arm* Sonic: dude, I'm not Sky! Let go of my arm! Shadow: you're so sexy when you say things like that! *jumps on Sonic and kisses him passionately* Tails: O_O …right. That's sincerely disturbing. I thought I saw her walk off with some guy. But I think the guy was gay. He was wearing very tight blue jeans and was with another dude. Shadow: *finishes kissing Sonic* That was the greatest! I love you, Sky! Sonic: I love you too. @ Candy Counter Alana: *checks watch repeatedly* Where is she! She's totally late! *Takes off watch and throws it at Eggman* Eggman: *clonk* Owie! T_T *little jingle bell sound can be heard in background as someone enters room* May: (Ivy's character ^^) Sorry I'm late. THIS *points behind back* attached onto my leg, and wouldn't let go until I agreed to let him come with me. Person who was behind May's back: *steps out and waves* Alana: JAKE?!?!? Oh, God this is wrong… Jake: Hi Alana! *runs up and gives Alana BIG hug.* (AN: awww >D) Eggman: *with mouth half full* Who if fat guy? (Translation- “who is that guy?”) Alana: evil… Jake: ^_^ Don't worry she knows she loves me! Eggman: o_o May: o_o Alana: T_T Why me? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yes, those were the three new characters. And you will be seeing more of them in the next chapter. *evil music plays in background*