The Sonic cast- DRUNK! - Chapter 23 - Chapter concerning KFC

23 - Chapter concerning KFC

Disclaimer: I'm running out of sarcastic disclaimers…I don't own any characters except Alana and Jake. Or KFC…. Please view at own risk: people hate me… The voices in my head are currently: attempting world conquest Random quote of the day: “Dude you have serious problems.” ~Me “They're not PROBLEMS! They're ISSUES! Problems can be resolved, issues can't! So don't call them problems.”~ One of my friends from school Alana's current mood: guilty, and craving KFC. Notes from EC- To Lara (Elvira): I'm sorry dude. I promise I'll make it up to you somehow. *hugs and gives life size ElviraXHeath plush.* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* @ City Hall All: *bored and trying to find various ways to entertain themselves* Eggman: *laying on couch and counting holes in ceiling* Has anyone ever noticed how abnormally skinny Alana is? Jake: *is staring at Alana* it's because EC's so fat. So she made Alana skinny. EC: *throws shoe at Jake* No addressing the author in the fic! Or the author's fitness level! Jake: O_O Yes ma'am. Alana: do you think that I'm not getting enough KFC in my diet? May: what are you talking about? You ate KFC for breakfast the last three days. Alana: *chewing on chicken leg* I don't see where you're going with this. May: that's because you're intelligence level is plummeting even as we speak. Alana: sheesh, I could've told you that. @Random Interstate outside Station Square Sky: *steps beside car with Heath linked to her arm* Sonic + Shadow: *making out furiously* (A/N I ain't a yaoi supporter, this is just how severely drunk they are. No offence to any yaoi supporters, I just don't support them.) Sky: O___O I guess you've found someone else on your own. Shadow: Sky? Hey, wait, if you're here. Who have I been making out with all this time? *jumps out of car and runs toward Sky* Sonic: Wait! This is it? After all we've been through? You're just going to leave me here?! Sky: *sidesteps Shadow's running hug sending him hurtling into a wall* Sorry Shadow but we're through. Shadow: Th-th-through? We can't be through! You and I were meant for each other! I even carved our names into Knuckles' gun! Sky: sorry Shadow but you're too drunk and Heath is sexy. Shadow: But I can change! I'm actually sort of sane when I'm sober! You have to take me back! PLEASE! Sky: sorry, dude. Shadow: *slinks sadly back to car* Sonic: *puts arm around Shadow* You still have me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Okay short chapter. Sue me.

6 Comments

Jun 7, 2007 08:59 AM by: yumisatare11 chapter 23

that was funny with you and jake.

Jun 29, 2005 06:43 AM by: Angelamy612 chapter 23

Shadow and Sonic are are a good couple in away. >< DOn't kill me! I don't like yaoi or yuri but they are! I'm bored and i have been up for only 1 hour and a half.

Apr 6, 2005 12:28 PM by: Chaoskid chapter 23

plese add another!!!!! O.< oh, and no offense ivy hedgehog, but i kinda asked if i could have shadow first. kay? ^.^

Mar 20, 2005 07:39 PM by: ivy_hedgehog chapter 23

OK if Sky doesn't want Shadow i'll take him!!!
come on shadow you can live with me and all those other friends of my!
LOL
nice work!
hey can u read my story call Lab and oh The tale of lalou island!
please!!! pertty please!!

Mar 19, 2005 10:57 PM by: ChaosCollision chapter 23

I'm sorry to say, Sky/Heath is gone, nada, caput, nien, history, broken, destroyed, and so on. From the way it looks it's Elvira/Heath. *sigh* I think I'm gonna vomit my intestine up... You might as well take Sky out of the story, have her get by a comet, whatever. My life is officially hell and the best day will be when Jack the ripper comes back to life with a revolver and blows my frickin' head off... I'm sorry to "get all emotional" here, but what can you expect from a 16 year old that slit her wrist and now is in psycho therapy cuz her mother is gay. ...Yeah, just wanted to let you know so you don't get flammed by anyone. Bye EC, you were a cool person.

Mar 17, 2005 12:59 PM by: Chaoskid chapter 23

O_o POOR SHADOW!!!!!! if he doesnt want sonic and sky doesnt want him... he can have my character snow! if your out of ideas, you can use one of my chars in your story! BTW, i love this story!