Miss Ogden (geography): Who put glitter in my bin?

Miss French (art): Your paint needs to be thick and creamy!

Mrs Digby (Head of upper years): Now I want you sitting with your right hand over your left and your thumbs tucked in and your feet on the ground and your knees touching. Shuffle your bottoms in the very backs of the chair and sitting straight. And big smiles. As comfortable as possible.

Madame Chretien Jones (French): Now I am not a nasty person. (You should see how horrible she is!!!)

Mrs Dodd (Maths): Ooh that's a nice lunchbox *picks up Madeline's lunchbox (it has strawberry patterns on the front)* I wander what's inside&

Mrs Druker (music): If you come without your homework again I will eat you.

Ms Bechirian (science): Heh heh heh *Laughing at teh porn bits in the reproduction videos*

More coming soon!!!