How to Tell if You're Whose Line Obsessed - Chapter 1 - Obsessed (General)

How to Tell if You're Whose Line Obsessed by Edward_Elric_1308

, Submitted: 2007-07-21, Updated: 2007-07-25, Chapters: 1, Size: 1K, Words: 296, Comments: 6, Views: 303
Television (247) > Whose Line Is It Anyway? (128)

*Read the title, peoples!* :D

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1 - Obsessed (General)

How to Tell If You're Obsessed With Whose Line is it Anyway?

You attempt to play the Hoedown theme on your piano.
You shave your head to look like a certain Canadian.
You sit at a desk constantly.
You talk only using statements with questions.
You suddenly breakdance out of nowhere.
You start wearing bright shoes that match your clothes.
Speaking of shoes, you start wearing platform shoes to be as tall as Ryan Stiles.
You rely on cue cards to tell you what to do.
You start wearing tropical shirts like a certain Canadian.
You cringe whenever someone mentions a Hoedown.
You talk only using sexual innuendo.
You act like a group of animals crossing a highway whenever you are at a party.
You fake fainting constantly to get you out of a situation.
You have a bad back.
You refuse to do a daily task or chore unless Mission Impossible music is playing.
You claim Africa is a country instead of a continent.
You tell everyone that you is their lightning rod of hate.
When talking to someone, you walk forward and tell yourself what you really think of the person you're talking to (reference to Narrate game).
You suddenly burst into a show-stopping number.
You get made fun of.
You seem to be from Canada.
You cringe when someone mentions the movie, The Blair Witch Project.
You accidentally broke a light with your head once.
You are obsessed with monkeys.
You can't rap.
You do a great impression of Carol Channing.
You start talking/walking like John Wayne.
You act like Richard Simmons.
You walk like a raptor.
You seem to have a battery pack stuck halfway up your arse.

4 Comments

Apr 2, 2008 09:59 AM by: blueeyesgirl3 chapter 1

Oh. iv'e got one!
YOU ALWAYS RUN LIKE THE PEOPLE ON BAYWATCH.
XD

Jul 25, 2007 08:59 PM by: Falconlobo chapter 1

Or do the Raptor Walk or call or coworkers Lewis and Oswald^^

funny^^ nice fic

Jul 25, 2007 08:52 PM by: Angel_of_Aquas chapter 1

Don't forget you start talking like John Wayne XD I wish I knew what time that show comes on, I love it!

Jul 22, 2007 05:06 PM by: luckylace222 chapter 1

XD HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! This is funny!!!!!! All of these see to resemble me in a way........O_O

XD SO.....AFRICA REALLY ISN'T A COUNTRY??????? ;d No no...just kidding...XD Great writing! I will fav this!