Kon:Hi all u bleach fans!!i'm kon(ur fav character)and this is my lackie,Ichigo Kurosaki!
ichigo:I'M not ur lackie,kon!!*sigh*ok,folks lets start the dare!Ganju,ur on!
ganju:ok!i dare ichigo could dye his hair,black!
ichigo:WHAT!?i am not dying my hair black and thats that!
ganju:u have to do it,dandelionhead
ichigo:what did u call me?
ganju:dandelionhead thats right ur a dandelionhead!Oh look at me,I'm Mr.Dandelionhead&i'm a wannabe soul reaper who can defeat hollows!!!
ichigo:insult me all u want but it won't work!
ganju:dandelionhead!
ichigo:GRRR...FINE THEN!!!!!give me the black dye,kon
kon:fine*gives ichigo some black dye*
ichigo:*puts some black color on his hair*man,i could not believe i just did that!
kon:u look gothic..
ichigo:shut up,kon!
kon:ok,next caller is Renji
renji:i dare kon to wear a ballerina dress&dance around ichigo!
kon:HELL NO!!I'M NOT WEARING A GODDAMN FRUFRU OUTFIT!!!!!!
ichigo:what he said!
renji:shmuk!
kon:what did u say?
renji:ur a little shmuk!!
kon:DAMN IT!!!! I"LL WEAR IT *puts a ballerina dress on*there,HAPPY NOW!?
renji:no,u have to dance around ichigo
kon:GRRRR...FINE!!!*dances around ichigo*DAMN,I COULD NOT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT CRAP!!!*growles* next caller is-
ririn:OMG,ICHIGO!! WHY IS UR HAIR BLACK!?AND WHAT HAPPEN TO KON!?I TOLD U GUYS NOT TO DO THE DARE SHOW!!
gin:i dare ririn to eat some bird seeds
ririn:i'm a plushie!i can't eat real food
gin:sourpuss
ririn:WHAT!?
gin:ur a wee little sourpuss^^
ririn:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FINE THEN GIVE ME THE BIRD SEEDS,ICHIGO!!
ichigo:*gave ririn some bird seeds*
ririn:*starts eating it*man i could not believe i just did that!
kon:no more doing the dare about me&ichigo!!
ririn:AND ME!!!