Kon:Hi all u bleach fans!!i'm kon(ur fav character)and this is my lackie,Ichigo Kurosaki!
 
ichigo:I'M not ur lackie,kon!!*sigh*ok,folks lets start the dare!Ganju,ur on!
 
ganju:ok!i dare ichigo could dye his hair,black!
 
ichigo:WHAT!?i am not dying my hair black and thats that!
 
ganju:u have to do it,dandelionhead
 
ichigo:what did u call me?
 
ganju:dandelionhead thats right ur a dandelionhead!Oh look at me,I'm Mr.Dandelionhead&i'm a wannabe soul reaper who can defeat hollows!!!
 
ichigo:insult me all u want but it won't work!
 
ganju:dandelionhead!
 
ichigo:GRRR...FINE THEN!!!!!give me the black dye,kon
 
kon:fine*gives ichigo some black dye*
 
ichigo:*puts some black color on his hair*man,i could not believe i just did that!
 
kon:u look gothic..
 
ichigo:shut up,kon!
 
kon:ok,next caller is Renji
 
renji:i dare kon to wear a ballerina dress&dance around ichigo!
 
kon:HELL NO!!I'M NOT WEARING A GODDAMN FRUFRU OUTFIT!!!!!!
 
ichigo:what he said!
 
renji:shmuk!
 
kon:what did u say?
 
renji:ur a little shmuk!!
 
kon:DAMN IT!!!! I"LL WEAR IT *puts a ballerina dress on*there,HAPPY NOW!?
 
renji:no,u have to dance around ichigo
 
kon:GRRRR...FINE!!!*dances around ichigo*DAMN,I COULD NOT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT CRAP!!!*growles* next caller is-
 
ririn:OMG,ICHIGO!! WHY IS UR HAIR BLACK!?AND WHAT HAPPEN TO KON!?I TOLD U GUYS NOT TO DO THE DARE SHOW!!
 
gin:i dare ririn  to eat some bird seeds
 
ririn:i'm a plushie!i can't eat real food
 
gin:sourpuss
 
ririn:WHAT!?
 
gin:ur a wee little sourpuss^^
 
ririn:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FINE THEN GIVE ME THE BIRD SEEDS,ICHIGO!!
 
ichigo:*gave ririn some bird seeds*
 
ririn:*starts eating it*man i could not believe i just did that!
 
kon:no more doing the dare about me&ichigo!!
 
ririn:AND ME!!!