How to Tell if You're Obsessed With Colin Mochrie - Chapter 1 - Obsessed

How to Tell if You're Obsessed With Colin Mochrie by Edward_Elric_1308

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Here's a guide to tell if you're obsessed with this bald rapping Canadian! :D

Enjoy!

1 - Obsessed

How to Tell if You're Obsessed With Colin Mochrie:

You start wearing bold, colorful shirts.
You start losing your hair.
You can't rap.
You fake fainting to get yourself out of a situation.
You have a very shy, friendly, and mild personality.
You are from Canada.
If you aren't from Canada, you move there to be closer to Colin's home.
You say cute things like "I'm adorable!".
You tell everyone that you will be their lightning rod of hate.
You start breakdancing out of the middle of nowhere.
You can do a very good imitation of a dinosaur.
You've been kissed at least once by your best friend.
You do a poor impression of Craig T. Nelson.
You are a source for long-running jokes.
You have a pale complexion.
Everyone thinks you're funny.
You seem to have a battery pack stuck halfway up your arse.
You walk like a raptor.

If you have a suggestion of how you could be obsessed, tell me, and I'll add it!

2 Comments

Jul 26, 2007 08:59 AM by: luckylace222 chapter 1

XD *raises hand* I WALK LIKE A RAPTOR!!!!!!!!

Jul 25, 2007 09:12 PM by: xxYaoiNinjaGirlxx chapter 1

sadly...i can't rap! T.T