yoruichi:hi guys!!i'm yoruichi and this is Soifon!
 
soifon:hi!Lets start the a dare!Kenpachi,ur on the air!
 
kenpachi:i dare Yoruichi to transform into a cat,lick her fur and cough it out.
 
yoruichi:no way not doing it!
 
kenpachi:scaredycat
 
yoruichi:what did u call me?
 
kenpachi:ur a scaredycat A little scaredycat!!*lol*
 
yoruichi:GRRRRR!!!DAMN IT,FINE!!!*changes into a cat&licks her fur*i don't have any dirt on my fur
 
kenpachi:u have to cough it out
 
yoruichi:grr....*starts coughing 4times and a hair ball comes out* i hate to do this!!
 
soifon:eww...GROSS!!
 
yoruichi:ok..next caller is*sigh*Byakuya
 
byakuya:i dare soifon to put some ice cream all over her with whip cream,hot chocolate syurup and a cherry on top with sprinkles.
 
soifon:WHAT!?NOT GONNA HAPPEN,BYAKUYA KUCHIKI!!!!!!
 
byakuya:lesbian
 
soifon:say that again?
 
byakuya:ur a lesbian
 
soifon:GRRRR!!!U SON OF A B****!!!!*puts some ice cream all over her,spray some whip cream on her hair&add sprinkles*damn,i could believe i just did that!!
 
yoruichi:don't forget the cherry*place the cherry on top*ok next caller-
 
kisuke:whats going on?o.. my.. god,yoruichi,soifon,what happen here?
 
yoruichi&soifon:uhh..its not what is look like
 
kyoraku:i dare kisuke to scratch his back with his cane
 
kisuke:what?i'm not going to scratch my back with my  beloved benihime
 
kyoraku:loser
 
kisuke:what did u call me?
 
kyoraku:loser!!
 
kisuke:GRRR!FINE*scratch his back with his benihime*T-Tbenihime...
 
yoruichi:I'M GONNA SUE THE AUTHORITIES AND THE DARE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!