What Would I do if i Traveled With Ash and Retarded Company?

1. Whenever Max starts blabbering about Pokemon info, cover his mouth and say, "Shut up, Max."

2. After Ash wins gym badges, tell the leader that he wets the bed (and show a pictire to prove it).

3. Get Ash angry often so he'd want to battle, but whoop his Pokemon so bad he'd be crying every time.

4. Ask Brock how the hell he can see with his eyes closed.

5. Shoot Ash and retarded company.

6. Teach Pikachu how to tie a rope around his neck to make a 'collar'...

7. Beat Battle Fronteir Brains effortlessly, then watch Ash fail and strugle with them.

8. Draw fakemons and convince everyone that they're real Pokemon from the undiscovered Korn region.

9. Give Ash a guidebook all about the Pokemon TV show to freak him out.

10. Get Ash to choke and just watch him, telling evryone he's just faking it.

11. Whoop May in Pokemon Contests. Watch her cry.

12. Kill something, thus creating violence, and exciting veiwers worldwide.

13. Find a way to rewrite the show and completely re-do the characters. (down the toilet for Ash!)

14. In a Kyogre/Groundon episode, say, "It's okay, peoples. I have Ton's o' Fun, and send out a Rayquaza.

15. In Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, send out a Mew when Mew appears to freak everyone out.

16. In Mewtwo Strikes Back, when Ash is turned to stone, wait 'till it goes silent, then laugh hysterically.

17. In Pokemon 2000, send out the birds and Lugia during a scene showing all of them together to freak everyone out.

18. Use a Thundersotne on Pikachu when no one's looking.

19. Convince Pikachu to want to be a Raichu so that Ash'll finally evolve the thing.

20. Teach Ash how to stop pressing the B button during evolution.

21. Stuff a love-letter in May's bag and sign it 'From Ash'.

22. Stuff a love-letter in Max's bag and sign it 'From Brock'.

23. When no one's looking, bang Ash over the head with a shovel, half-bury him, and act as if surprised to see him 'dead' and buried.

24. When Team Rocket takes Pikachu, fly on the back of a legendary and 'save the stupid day', making Ash look dumb.

25. Sneak Pikachu over to Team Rocket while everyone's sleeping and watch the fun.

26. In Mewtwo strikes back, send out a ton of Mewtwos to freak everyone out.

27. Teach Brock what a Day Care is so he can actually BREED a pokemon.

28. Belch loudly during someone else's conversation, and point to Ash accusingly.

29. Stuff hatemail into Ash's bag and sign it 'From Pikachu (who has commited suicide)'

30. To add to #29, bang Pikachu over the head with a shovel and hide it so everyone thinks it commited suicide.

31. Convince Nurse Joy to scream, "RAPE!" when Brock flirts with her.

32. Make Max emo so he'll go 'hang with the goth kids'.

33. Hunt for your own food and ask why everyone looks at you like you're crazy.

34. Ride a Rayquaza everywhere.

35. Eat Tauros Jerky.

36. Have a fire-type light Max on fire, then point innocently to May's Blaziken/Combusken.

37. Take Scott to McDonalds.

38. Use Bill's special machines to turn Ash into a Pidgey.

39. To go with #38, teach Pikachu to zap every Pidgey it sees.

40. Show Ash and retarded company this list.

41. Work secretly for Cipher and send out a Shadow Pokemon to confuse everybody and excite Collo/XD fans.

42. Lol when Ash does something stupid.

43. Eat a Pidgey Pot Pie. (made of the Pidgey mentioned in #38...)

44. Pull down Prof.Birch's pants and say, "Max did it!"

45. Help Prof.Oak make a machine that warps you through the space/time continuum and have Ash test it.

46. Evolve Meowth into a Persian. Watch him cry.

47. Send secret admirer letters to Brock from 'a hot girl' who's e-mail adress turns out to be May's.

48. To go with #47, have Brock and May go on a blind date.

49. Have Brock read the braille on the Regis. Hopefully they won't destroy him first.

50. Steal Max's glasses, draw swirly lines on them, and give them to Jovi.

51. Stuff a loveletter into Misty's bag and sign it, "From Tracey"

52. Give Ash a Lv.100 Pidgey, so it won't obey him and kill him, making him look stupid.

53. EAT MORE CHICKEN!!!

54. Give Misty too much ice cream so she's so fat she'll have to join Weightwatchers. Do the same to May.

55. Somehow send Ash through Mystery Dungeon.

56. Let Ash take the MD personality quiz and watch it say, "You appear to be... Cough Syrup."

57. Pie.

58. Compare Max to other cartoon characters from other cartoon shows.

59. Make Ash depressed and tell him to go hang with the 'goth kids'.

60. Send out a Lv.100 Tyrannitar (or other huge, powerful Pokemon). Say his name is Fluffy and he likes pie.

61. Send out a Lv.1 Caterpie (or other tiny, weak Pokemon). Say his name is killer and he likes blood.

62. Turn Pokemon into a random comedy.

63. Turn Pokemon into a PG-13 comedy on Adult Swim.

64. Secretly be a Team Rocket agent pretending to hang with Ash and Retarded Company.

65. Steal Pikachu and give him to Giovanni. Then tell Ash it was the voices in your head, and you did not remember doing it.

66. Somehow ensure that Max dies in every episode one way or another. Have him come back fine in the next episode every time though.

67. To assist #66, give him a large orange coat with a hood that covers his mouth up. When anyone asks why, say the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

68. (Assisting #66) Every time Max dies, make Brock say something along the lines of, "OMG! You killed Max!" Have Ash say, "You bastard(s)!"

69. When anyone asks you a question, tell them the first rule of Project Mayhem (see #67). If they ask anything else, tell them the second rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. Then walk away.

*by KingdomCatHearts* 70. Let loose a herd of rampaging pokemon that squashes the retards flat into the ground!

*by blueeyesgirl3* 71. Tell Ash that pickachu is by that cliff.watch him run off and then once everybody shuts up from talking about it,Laugh like crazy!



If you comment with something funny, I might add it to the list :)