No, I am not complimenting Zexion. The kid is way too smart for his own good, and it really freaks me out sometimes. He’ll sit in the basement for days at a time, then come up to us and run a theory by whoever’s nearest. And there’s a 10 out of 13 chance we’ll have no clue what he’s talking about (Xemnas and Vexen do, but they’re hopelessly insane, which makes up for the intellect thing). Then he’ll storm away, muttering about what idiots we all are. Excuse me, Zexion, we didn’t all graduate from college at the age of eight….

Well, where there is strength, there must be weakness. And Zexy’s comes in the field of fighting. Whenever Xemnas makes us train together (which happens much more often than I would like), he summons tons of Heartless and lesser Nobody minions to get rid of me for him. What’s really amusing is what he tries to do after I’ve toasted them all. He tries to kill me… with a book. Have I mentioned Zexion has the worst weapon in the Organization? Now you see why. He doesn’t have a weapon. He has a frickin’ BOOK.

Ah, I can see it now… “Back off, all you evil villains! I have the mightiest power of all…. LITERATURE!”

~~ Axel, Who May Not Be As Smart As Zexion, But Is A Much Better Fighter~~