Sasu: *Deadbeat on the floor*

Muse: FINALLY!!!!! A good chapter! God you write slowly!

Sasu: And whose fault do you think that is?

Muse: *Glare* Are you calling me a bad muse?!

Sasu: *Desperately trying to find a diplomatic answer* Ehh...

Muse: Don't I give you loads of ideas?

Sasu: Well... yeah...

Muse: Didn't I give you the Ninja Centerfold Neji?

Sasu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- err, yeah...

Muse: Don't I give you inspiration?

Sasu: Actually, I seek my inspiration in music most of the time...

Muse: And you're supposed to be my 'voice'... *sigh*

Sasu: Hey, you get what you deserve!

Muse: *Hits Sasu on the head* Why did I get such a crappy writer?

Sasu: HEY! Don't hit your voice! ...And wouldn't that make you a crappy muse? *Grin*

Muse: Why you--

Sasu: There, dear readers, you have my tyrant muse! *Ducks flying objects*

Muse: *Hits Sasu on the head... again*

Sasu: See?

Muse: I give you good ideas, you brat!

Sasu: *Sigh* Yes, you give me great ideas *rubs back of head*. And furthermore I'm in middle school (I've always wanted to say that X])!

Muse: ...Just start writing.

Sasu: *Looks down at oncoming chapters* Hehe, my muse is a per--

SMACK

Sasu: OUCH! That hurt!

Muse: Get your @$$ working already *twitchy eye*!!!!!

Sasu: Yes ma'am. Right away, ma'am.