Dear Diary,
Today was probably the worst day of my life.
So like, I wake up this morning, and I find Itachi in my bathroom. Just standing there in the door way, and he refuses to let me in!!!!!!!! So I'm like, "Itachi, what are you doing here?! I have to use the bathroom!!!" and then Tobi comes out of nowhere, and he's like, "Sorry Mr. Snake-Man, but Tobi has to tie you up!!! Because I'm a bad boy now!!!" and he ties me up and blind folds me, and I'm carried away to some room, and when I finally get loose, it's... It's just CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
Itachi's adoring Sasuke and showing everybody his naked baby pictures and Sasuke's crying and cutting himself and Kisame's there, and he's watching Jerry Springer, and Sasori's doing that stupid Deidara Dance, and Deidara's juggling empty beer bottles, and Kabuto's playing some video game, that raccoon girl and Tobi are making a waffle-castle, and Kakuzu's ransacking my house for money, and Hidan and Tayuya are trying to out-curse each other, Zetsu's saying dirty things to my houseplants, and Kimimaro and Kidomaru and Jirobu and Sakon and Ukon are riverdancing, and everybody's drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRUNK!!!!!!!!!
And it goes from bad to worse.
Sasori claims his place as "King of the Waffles!!!" with Tobi and whatsername as his minions. So everybody starts on this roleplay thing, and Deidara's like, "I'm a juggler!!!!!!!!! Kupo, un!!!!!!!" and he starts thowing kunai at the ceiling, and Kisame's like, "I'ma Fish-Knight!!!!!!!!! I use Dunce on Tobi!!!!!!!" and he makes a cone hat that says "dunce" on it, and gives it to Tobi, and he's like, "I'm a wizard!!!!!!!!! I cast.... A SPELL OR SOMETHING ON OROCHIMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOBI'S A BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY ATTACKING OROCHIMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THAT MAKES ME A GOOD BOY FOR ATTACKING A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and just like that, everybody starts beating me up. I... I really don't know what to do any more...