Things to do…I guess when you’re bored…they’re dumb and random.



Shave your cat

Paint your dog

Wax the ceiling

Try to buy a soda with a fake quarter then tell one of the store employees that the soda machine is broken then show the fake quarter, put it in the soda machine then watch the quarter fall to the money return slot. Then walk away angrily.

Go to school and when the teacher asks where your homework is you say “um…..my smaller sibling ate it….then…ummm……threw it up…..ya that’s it!”

Stare at your neighbor’s dog and if somebody walks by and stares with you trying to figure out what you are doing say “and she just the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?”

Do funny faces in the mirror

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I think it is time for some weird but funny questions

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Now time for some jokes

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?



Well you don't have to cry about it.

Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Cher……Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Police……Police Who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.



Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !