1. "Help me look for unconscious monkeys on the road!"-CoffeeLad
2. "IT'S COUPONTASTIC!"-An email
3. "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A FLYING BOOK!" - Me
4. "THE LIFE DEALERSHIP'S TACOS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!" - TheSkeez
5. "This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you stay away from Bob."- Ddrchampion2
6. "EWW! COFFEE PIE WITH AN EVIL RAINBOW FLOATING DUNG BRAIN!" - Potatoes (who doesn't go on here)
7. "The object of this is to kill me 5 times!"- Me
8. "SHES AT THE SHOESTORE THROWING SHOES AT PEOPLE!"- Ddrchampion2
9. "MY CATS CAN OPEN DOORS!" - Me
10. "I liked it so much, I actually ate my jelly-cheese sandwich, which is hard to do." - Me and CoffeeLad