Sitting there all sad,
The pocky is all gone.
Naruto has done bad,
And so I sing this song;
He ate it up real fast,
Nobody had a chance,
Wonder how long he'll last
And then he starts to dance!


Sugar rush, sugar rush,
This is really bad!
His dad should reprimand him,
But he doesn't have a dad!


Sakra tried real hard,
To calm his buzzing nerves,
Kakashi smacked his head,
His cry was quiet absurd;
Naruto jumped around
Making lots of sound;
Now he's on the roof,
And they just can't get him down.


Sugar rush, sugar rush,
This is really bad!
His dad should reprimand him,
But he doesn't have a dad!


"Naruto just calm down",
Sasuke tried his best
"You look just like a clown
And you're acting like a pest";
But did the blond boy listen?
Of course not. Wha'd you think,
He jumped into the snow that glistened,
And his eyes, they never blink.



Sugar rush, sugar rush,
This is really bad!
His dad should reprimand him,
But he doesn't have a dad!


Now the ninjas sick,
He got a tummy ache,
He groans when the clock ticks;
But I baked him a cake;
He stared at me wide-eyed
And then he turned away
I think I hurt his pride
And all in just one day!


Sugar rush, sugar rush,
This is really bad!
His dad should reprimand him,
But he doesn't have a dad!



Original Song: Jingle Bells
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I don't want to own Naruto...he's an idiot. I don't want Sakura or Sasuke either...you can keep them...