AN: Um...a little humor oneshot after the last greusome one that I did ^^; ehehehe...
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Let's see, there's Bakura, pissed as I can see. Revea, clueless as always, two pairs of $1.25 cents. Two VERY old ladies. A soon to come bus, and, a street man who just happens to find a bus pass earlier this morning.
What could go wrong? oh I don't know, just maybe... the BUS blowing up or the Bus DRIVER blowing up. Oh Joy.
Normal POV
Revea stared at the sign post next to a fuming Bakura. "Bus 10" she softly spoke. Bakura twitched slightly, glaring at a random tree. Revea was mumbling something, but he wasn't really paying attention.
"Bakura..." Revea called out, but Bakura doesn't seem to hear her, well maybe because he was preoccupied cursing under his breath as to why the hell did Ryou suggest that they take a bus home.
Revea's eyes slightly narrowed, annoyed at her 'bestfriend'. "BAKURA!?" She yelled in his ear. Bakura swore he would have to get a surgery to get the ringing out of his ear.
"Ra damnit Revea...what the hell was that for!?" he yelled back. Revea flinched a bit, but stayed with her annoyed stance.
"Aren't you listening to me! I said the Bus is here!!" She seethed, Bakura waved his hand and said. "Oh right, well calm down why don't you? passersby's are giving wierd looks."
At that Bakura walked infront of her and patiently waited for the bus to take a stop.
Revea grumbled something inaudible like 'Tch, Like you care' or something like that. After an abrupt stop infront of the two old ladies, Bakura grabbed Revea's hand and pushed his way towards the opening.
Making the two old lady stumble slightly on their heels, they glared at him.
"Bakura!!" Revea snatched her hand away and snapped at Bakura. "You moron! you should be polite to the elders! it's in the law." Bakura rolled his at her. "They were too damn slow..." he countered.
Revea, then helped the old lady up and dusted her dress. "Thank you young lady...unlike your rude boyfriend there!" the old lady climb the bus and stomped on Bakura's foot painfully.
"OW! DAMN YOU! YOU OLD dog! You were wearing heels for crying out loud!!" Bakura belowed, earning him stares from the other passengers.
Revea slapped her forehead. 'This is so not going to be a good ride...'
Bakura's POV
shoot. My foot hurts! damn that old lady! why couldn't old people just stay put in their houses so everyone is HAPPY! frack, they should go to a home or something.
I walk straight for a chair and ushered Revea to take a seat with me, but this Driver Man grabbed and told me to PAY. Dagnamit, what the hell!?
"What?!" I snarl at her, yes, it's a she-driver. Anyways, she wasn't fazed at all. Damn.
"It's $1.25, you and your girlfriend pay up." She said in that bored tone of hers. Why you--
I was cut short with Revea giving me a $1.25 in my hand.
"That's what Ryou gave them for 'Kura..." she said, she slipped it in and took her seat.
I on the other hand TRIED to slip it in the machine thingy, but it keeps coming back to me!
"Why won't it go IN!?" I shove the money in machine but it STILL came back out!
Revea then took the money and and slipped it in, without a sweat. "You see Bakura...your facing it in the wrong way...you should know that..."
I swear my head just popped out of my body, she drags me to a near seat. I grumble things, but then there's this horrid smell. I looks around, damn, there was this man letting out gas like some toxin or something.
"Damn! could you fart somewhere else?!" I snapped. Oh boy, everyones staring at me again...What gives?!
"Bakura...let's go...were here..." She tugging me buy my collar and I was just anout to give that man a piece of my--OW!
"Revea!!!" damn it woman, your grip is strong...yeah, I am whining.
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The Female Driver's POV
This is why I hate my job...
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AN: Okay Bye.
Kel: ROFL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Great job Jenny-chan! ^^