.Hack GU3: Endrance Sings A Song

Endrance: Haseo I wrote a song an wish to sing it to you…its how I feel

Haseo: oh brother…

Endrance: Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay

Haseo: SO GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!

Endrance: its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

Haseo: EWWWW!!!

Endrance: coz if i were gay

Haseo: BUT YOU ARE GAY?!

Endrance: i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... Being

Haseo: O___O

Endrance: and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay

Haseo: SO WONT YOU STOP CUPPING MY BA-

Endrance: we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers!

Haseo: ATOLI HELP!!! ENDRANCE IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!

*runs away from Endrance*

Endrance: NO! WAIT HASEO! Oh for the love of god HAVE ME!!