Kakashi: Well, here we are in…

Naruto:…yes?

Kakashi: Um…I don’t know.

Sasuke: I think the writer ran out of ideas for places to visit.

Naruto: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, THEN!?

Sakura: Well this is pathetic and disappointing.

Sai: Right. Just like Naruto’s—

Naruto: I AM IN NO MOOD, SAI!!!

Sai: o_o

Rock Lee: I SAY WE GO FOR A RIDE IN GAI-SENSEI’S CAR!

Naruto:…we have cars?

Rock Lee: OF COURSE WE DO! IS IT NOT THE MODERN DAY??

Naruto: IF THAT’S THE CASE, THEN WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO JUMP AROUND ON TREE BRANCHES, FOR??

Kakashi: Because it’s way cooler.

Sasuke: Well, it’s not as bad as having to use birds to communicate with anyone.

Sakura: *beedle-beedle* Hang on, that’s my cell phone. *flip* Hello? Hey Ino! What’s up?.....what?? She did NOT! OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS? LULZ!!

Naruto: DOESN’T THIS VILLAGE HAVE A CONSISTENT STANDARD OF TECHNOLOGY??

Kisame: I forgot to tell you guys, but the Akatsuki just made a time machine!

Naruto: *slams head into wall*

Hinata: Why would the Akatsuki make a time machine?

Kisame: Why WOULDN’T the Akatsuki make a time machine??

Tenten: He’s got you there!

Rock Lee: *GASP* WHO ARE YOU!?!?

Tenten: It’s me! Tenten! We’re on the same team! Remember??

Rock Lee: *thinks hard* *GASP* ARE YOU THE ONE WHO NEJI BEAT UP DURING THE CHUNIN EXAMS!?

Hinata:…um…that was me.

Rock Lee: THEN YOU MUST BE THAT GIRL THAT ZABUZA HUNG OUT WITH!

Sakura: That was Haku. And he’s a boy.

Sasuke: How do you even KNOW about Haku?

Rock Lee: THERE IS NOTHING THAT GAI-SENSEI DOES NOT KNOW AND TELLS ME!! FOR INSTANCE, NARUTO HAS A BIRTHMARK ON HIS BUTT IN THE SHAPE OF A TOAD!

Naruto: I…I DO NO—

Hinata: NARUTO DOESN’T HAVE A TOAD-SHAPED BIRTHMARK ON HIS BUTT! HOW DARE YOU! GO ON NARUTO, SHOW US!

Naruto:…

Kisame: Okay, well I’m gonna need to test this thing to make sure it works properly. It could be very dangerous.

Rock Lee: I SHALL PROVE MY BRAVERY TO SAKU-CHAN BY RISKING MY SAFETY TO TEST THE EVIL MACHINERY!!!

Sakura: *is talking to Temari now*

Kakashi: No, Lee. It’s too dangerous!

Rock Lee: MY NAME IS ROCK!!!

Kakashi: Whatever! This time machine is untested and it’s very likely that the person who tests this will get severely injured or die! We need to use someone entirely expendable to test it!

Everyone: *stares at Tenten*

Tenten: o_o Well, I’d…uh…love to stay, but I have to go…um…polish my kunai!...all of them! It’ll probably take me several days! You’d better go on without—*gets shoved into machine* FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu…

Everyone: o_o

Tenten: —ck.

Sasuke: *calls out through machine* What happened, whatsyourface?

Tenten: *oof* Don’t worry, I’m okay!

Sasuke: Ask me if I care!

Tenten:…

Sasuke: No. Really. Ask me.

Tenten: Do you—

Sasuke: NO!!!

Kakashi: Okay everyone, into the machine!

Naruto: But I just ate a bunch of ramen, and you shouldn’t go whirling through a vortex of time until an hour after you eat.

Sasuke: And I have to do emo things…GENERIC emo things…

Sakura: *on phone* Can you hear me now? Good!

Hinata: Um…my schedule is book solid. I have to stalk Naruto at 3, then stare at him vacantly while blushing at 5, then watch him eat his dinner at 6, try to remove the curtains from the window in his shower room at 6:30…

Sai: I need to come up with more incredibly small objects to compare Naruto's penis to. *takes out notepad and pen* Baby corn...an eraser...cherry tomatoes...christmas tree lights...

Rock Lee: AND I MUST PRACTICE USING MY SUPER KUNG FU KICK!

Konohamaru: Hooray! My bones have all healed after that incident with that crazy eyebrow guy!

Rock Lee: SUPER KUNG FU KICK!!! *kicks Konohamaru*

Konohamaru: SON OF A—!!!

Kakashi: ALL OF YOU HAD BETTER GET IN THERE, OR I’LL SHOW YOU PICTURES OF GAI WEARING SPEEDOS!!!

Naruto: O_O *rushes into time machine*

Sakura: O_O *rushes into time machine*

Sasuke: O_O *rushes into time machine*

Hinata: O_O *rushes into time machine*

Sai: O_O *rushes into time machine*

Rock Lee: :D *still in the room*

Kakashi: *shoves Rock Lee in*

Everyone: *lands in the street*

Naruto: Where the hell are we?

Sakura: This looks like the village.

Past Naruto: WTF!?!? WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!?

Naruto: OMG!! IT’S ME FROM THREE YEARS AGO!!

Past Naruto: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

Naruto: I’m you! From the future!!

Past Naruto:…I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that year-old ramen…

Naruto: I’LL PROVE IT! YOU HAVE A TOAD-SHAPED BIRTHMARK ON YOUR BUTT!!

Rock Lee: I KNEW IT!!

Past Naruto: This is epic! So, do I ever become the fifth hokage??

Naruto: No. Actually, an old lady gets the position before you do.

Past Naruto:…oh. Well, do I get super-special training from Kakashi??

Naruto: No. Sasuke does. You get training from an old, perverted man who’s obsessed with amphibians.

Past Naruto:…do I at least become a chunin?

Naruto: No.

Past Naruto:…my life sucks!

Naruto: TELL me about it!

Sai: Hello, there.

Past Naruto: What’s with the man-whore? And why do I have the terrible urge to kick him between the legs?

Naruto: He’s Sai. He becomes you new team member in the future!

Sai: I didn’t think it was possible!

Naruto: What?

Sai: A version of you that has an even SMALLER penis than you do now!

Past Naruto: Is he always like this?

Naruto: -_- Yes.

Past Sasuke: So, how’s life?

Sasuke: You get abducted and almost killed by a bunch of creepy weirdoes sent by a snake-man-pedophile who wants your body, forcing you to almost murder your best friend and live isolated from everyone else.

Past Sasuke: Same ol’ same ol’?

Sasuke: Yup.

Past Kakashi: So, observing that your still wearing that mask, I’m guessing that rash on my face won’t clear up anytime soon?

Kakashi: OMG, IT’S MY PAST SELF!!!

Naruto: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Past Kakashi: Who?

Kakashi: You’ll know soon enough, my friend. All too soon…

Past Sakura: So, does Sasuke fall madly in love with you??

Sakura: No, he rejects you, causing you to have an unclear love interest for a majority of the series.

Past Sakura: What’s with your hair?

Sakura: You cut it.

Past Sakura: Why?

Sakura: To…prove a point…or something? I don’t even remember anymore.

Rock Lee: HELLO!

Past Rock Lee: HELLO TO YOU AS WELL!!

Rock Lee: IT IS A FINE, YOUTHFUL DAY TODAY!

Past Rock Lee: INDEED IT IS!

Rock Lee: LET US COMMEMORATE THIS FINE DAY BY DOING A NICE GUY POSE!

Past Rock Lee: INDEED WE SHALL!!

Naruto: *rams head against wall* MAKE IT STOP!! FOR GOD’S SAKE, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Past Tenten: So, how’s life?

Tenten: Horrible! Nobody notices you! Nobody cares about you! And nothing exciting ever happens to you!

Past Tenten: Something exciting must’ve happened ONCE.

Tenten: Well…there was that time I fought a duplicate of myself…

Past Tenten: OOH! WHAT WAS THAT LIKE??

*flashback*

Tenten: Hmm…I shall have to call upon every last ounce of my cunning and shinobi skill to win this battle!

*Throws weapon. Collides with other weapon in midair*

Tenten: Damn! Well, maybe if I try another weapon!

*Throws weapon. Collides with other weapon in midair*

Tenten: Curses! Well, maybe if I try it again!

*Throws weapon. Collides with other weapon in midair*

Tenten: This isn’t working! But maybe if I…

*Throws weapon. Collides with other weapon in midair*

Tenten: SON OF A dog!!!

*Back to the present……Past. Whatever*

Kisame: This sucks! I don’t have a past counterpart to talk to!

Naruto: Well, you’re not a very interesting person to talk to in the first place.

Kisame: THAT’S NOT TRUE! I HAVE…OPINIONS! AND…VIEWS!! AND….PERSPECTIVES!! ON THINGS! IMPORTANT THINGS! THINGS SO IMPORTANT, THAT YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THEM! FOR IF YOU TRIED, YOUR HEAD WOULD EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER—

Naruto: WE GET IT! SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Tsunade: WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??

Naruto: Tsunade? What’re you doing here??

Tsunade: I found the time machine and checked it out! I want everyone back to the time that they belong in, now!!

Orochimaru: YEAH! WE WERE PLAYING STRIP POKER! I WAS WINNING!

Sasuke: Then why are you naked?

Orochimaru: I SAID I WAS WINNING!!!

Past Naruto: Who’s the lady with the giant boobs?

Naruto: That’s the fifth hokage.

Past Naruto: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! THIS SLUT!?

Tsunade: WHAT WAS THAT!?!? *punches Naruto*

Sakura: HOLY CRAP, YOU KILLED HIM!!!

Tsunade: Whoops.

Naruto: OH, NO! I’M FADING AWAY!!! NOOOooooo…*poof*

Sakura: HOLY CRAP! HE’S GONE!!

Hinata: NARRUUTOO!!! NOOOO!!! WHY COULDN’T IT’VE BEEN ME!?!? AND WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE DIED LIKE HEATH LEDGER!?!?

Rock Lee: DON’T WORRY! I SHALL REVIVE HIM WITH MY SUPER KUNG FU KICK!!!

Sasuke: -_- I don’t think that’s gonna—

Rock Lee: SUPER KUNG FU KICK!!!! *kicks Past Naruto*

Past Naruto: *jumps up* WHAT THE--!? WHAT HAPPENED!??

Sasuke: o_o

Rock Lee: MY SUPER KUNG FU KICK SAVES YET ANOTHER LIFE!!

Past Konohamaru: *walking down street* Ah! Another nice day of perfect health and absolutely no internal injuries!

Rock Lee: SUPER KUNG FU KICK!! *kicks Past Konohamaru*

Past Konohamaru: o_o MY URINE! THE BLOOD!! THE BLOOD!!!

Naruto: *poofs back into existence* HOORAY! I’M NOT DEAD!

Hinata: *faints*

Rock Lee: OH, NO! HINATA HAS DIED! I MUST REVIVE HER WITH MY SUPER KUNG FU—

Sakura: *punches Rock Lee*

Kakashi: Well, I guess we should get going! Say bye to your past counterparts, everyone!

Everyone: Bye!!

Past Everyone: Bye!!

Tsunade: Okay, move it!

Orochimaru: YEAH! I HAFTA WIN MY CLOTHES BACK FROM TSUNADE!

Sasuke:…

Orochimaru: What’s wrong? Can’t take your eyes off m--*gets punched by Tsunade*

Sakura: HOLY CRAP HE’S DEAD!

Everyone: *whistles*

*Elsewhere*

Past Shino: *walking down sidewalk* *sigh* Nobody likes me…*spots a bee* OMG! A BEE! FROM NOW ON, YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS JOEY, AND YOU SHALL BE MY BESTEST FRIEND!!

Past Joey: Bzz.

Past Shino: I KNEW YOU’D AGREE!!!

Past Hinata: But…but I thought I was your bestest friend!

Past Shino: Oh, go stalk Naruto or something.

Past Hinata: But he just installed curtains for the window in his shower room!

Past Joey: Bzz.

Past Shino: I know. She scares me, too.

Past Kakashi: GUYS! I DECIDED TO BECOME A SUPERHERO! AND MY NAME SHALL BE CAPTAIN OBVIOU—

Past Shino: GO TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES!!

Past Kakashi: MAYBE I WILL! WHERE’S IRUKA?? *walks up to Iruka’s house. Sees note on front door*

Note: *Dear Kakashi: After finding some disturbing fan fics about us on the internet, I have decided to move out of our apartment and become a teacher at the ninja academy. I hope you find a nice new roommate.*

Past Kakashi: NOOOO!! WHAT SHALL I DO ABOUT THE RENT, NOW!?!?

Past Pakkun: I need a place to stay.

Past Kakashi: Perfect! But no peeing on the furniture!

Past Kiba: Yeah! That’s MY job!

Past Kakashi: o_o