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Cast Tryout: #2

Director: Okay, Sora and Kairi. We're doing the scene where you two are finally Reunited in Hollow Bastion. Ready and action!

Sora: *dressed as a Shadow Heartless*

Kairi: I demand a lawyer! No one deserves the punishment of seeing him in black Spandex!

Sora: *face turns red and he glares at Kairi*

Director: Okay, a whole load of Heartless appears around you. Kairi, your job is to Say your lines and protect Sora.

Kairi: *sigh* Fine. But where are the Heartless?

Director: We render them in Computer Animating. ACTION!

Kairi: Sora, this time I'll protect you. *puts arms around Sora's waist*

Sora: That's wrong.

Kairi: Follow the script idiot!

Sora: *clears throat* How am I supposed to go back to my normal clothes?

Director: You wore them under that costume remember?

Sora: Oh yeah.

Director: Cue the lights! *makes lights flask so Sora can get back to normal outfit*

Sora: *rips off Heartless outfit*

Kairi: Ieeeee!! *runs off crying and screaming*

Director: A little absent minded buddy?

Sora: Sometimes, why?

Director: You forgot to wear your costume underneath.

Sora: If anyone asks, this never happened. Burn the film!

Selphie: *runs away with the film while laughing manically*

Sora: My life's over...