Chao Problems Characters: - Sonic the Sonic Chao - Amy the Amy Chao - Giggy the Sapphire Hero Chao - Shadow the Shadow Chao - SpyroX the yellow Knights Chao (has all phoenix parts except for the wings) - Emmy the swim/swim type hero chao (has no legs, has phoenix feathers, raccoon hands, and tiger ears) - Tails the Tails Chao - Cream the Cream Chao - Rouge the Rouge Chao - Eggman - Various robots (all of them belong to Eggman) - Random people/CHAO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpyroX: *running away from Shadow with a Chaos Emerald* I'm going to figure out how to be super before you even grab this! Shadow: I am NOT chasing you for the Chaos Emerald! I'm just running away from Amy! Amy: *chasing Shadow with her eyes closed* KISS ME SONICKUU!!!!!!! Shadow: Just open your eyes you dookie! Amy: *opens eyes* Hey. You’re not Sonic. AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you! *points her middle finger at Shadow, which doesn't exist* SpyroX: *goes between Amy and Shadow and is carrying an arrow pointing to Sonic* Here's your hint Amy! Amy: Thank you SpyroX! *runs towards Sonic* SONICKUU!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It's the Pink One!!!!!! At The Chao Garden: Cream/Tails: *flying into the Chao Garden* Emmy: *notices Cream and Tails* What is the password? Cream/Tails: Giggy's number one! Rouge: Have you seen SpyroX? Cream/Tails/Emmy: Yup! Giggy: How'd you get here Rouge?! I thought that you were in the Dark Garden! Rouge: It got too crowded. Now tell me were SpyroX is! Cream: Why do you want to know where Mr. SpyroX is, Miss Rouge? Giggy: *blank expression* SpyroX: *walks in the door and farts* Ahhhh.... Emmy: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Poison Gas!!!!!!!!!!!! Tails: Actually, it's methane. Cream/Giggy: *faint from the smell* Rouge: I gottya now SpyroX! Give me back my Chaos Emerald! NOW!!!! Emmy: *starts power punching Rouge* Don't do that to my Chao friend! Everyone else but Rouge: Yeah! *start punching and kicking Rouge* Sonic: Can someone please beat Amy in the Chao Stadium Karate?! *finds Emmy* I heard that you beat SUPER in karate. Emmy: Sure did! Everyone else: *nod* Yup! She never lies about karate. Sonic: Please beat Amy for me! PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!! Emmy: Whatever. Rouge: *spots Shadow drinking Dr. Pepper (you know. The soda)* Shadow, can you help get my Chaos Emerald back? Shadow: *falls asleep and scratches his butt* Maybe next year. Rouge: What do you mean by that? Shadow: Why don't you go on a date with Knuckles the Echidna? Rouge: I'm not Rouge the Bat. I'm Rouge the Chao. Shadow: Then go on a date with Knuckles the Chao. Rouge: I have no idea about who you’re talking about. At the Chao Stadium (KARATE): SpyroX: *as the intercom* On the left hand corner, weighing 3 pounds and is 2 feet tall is...... EMMY!!! Audience: Go EMMY Go!!!! SpyroX: *being sarcastic* On our whatever corner, weighing a secret weight and is 2 feet tall is Amy..... Audience:BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SpyroX: Ready....... Set............ GOOO!!! Emmy: *power punching Amy* Your weaker than the BEGGINERS level! Amy: WAAAHHH!!!!! *starts to cry* SpyroX: Emmy wins! Audience: YYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! Sonic: I hope that keeps her off of me for a month..... or two! At Station Square: Amy: *sob* I hate you Sonic! I’ll find someone else to like, like *runs to the casino* Shadow: *in the casino enjoying the lights, but notices Amy* Amy? Why are you here? Amy: Sonic ditched me so Shadow: So what? Amy: I’m gonna make you my new boyfriend! Shadow: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away from Amy* Cream: *carrying Giggy and is flying over Shadow* Mr. Shadow? Why’s Miss Amy chasing you? Giggy: Yeah! Did you hit her with a pie, AGAIN? Cream: It sure looks like it. Shadow: Don’t you know that she hates Sonic and now has a crush on me?! *runs to a dead end* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Amy: *corners Shadow and puckers her lips as she gets closer* Giggy: EEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GROOOOOOOOSS!!!! Cream: *throws up* Amy: *slips on the puke and falls on it face first* Hey! This stuff tastes like chocolate! Sonic: *comes out of nowhere* Yuck! Cream, I told you not to drink the toilet water! Giggy: Yeah Cream! Now you’re in trouble! Cream: *starts to cry* Mr. Sonic, please don’t ground me for life! Giggy: HEY! I’m your boss! Sonic: Yeah, exactly what Giggy just said. Shadow: Sonic..please.don’t.do..that..again. Sonic: If I don’t, Amy is going to do that to me! Shadow: Ummmmmmmm, then never make Amy like anyone. Cream: That does not make any sense. Shadow: HEY! I expected Amy or Giggy to say that! Not you! Amy/Giggy: CREAM! Never say what we’re going to say! OK!? Cream: *terrified* ok Tails: *in the Tornado and lands next to them* Look at what I got from Miles Tails Prower! Sonic: Coooool! We can do what Sonic and Tails did in SONIC ADVENTURE DX Directors Cut! Everyone else: *long pause* Giggy: What did Sonic just say? Sonic: Who cares?! Let’s ride! Cream: Let’s go get the others Miss Giggy! Giggy: Awright! At The Chao Garden: SpyroX: *running away from Rouge* Haha! I still have your emerald! Oh no! She’s gone mad! Rouge: *breathing fire and steam is coming out of her nostrils* AAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY EMERALD!!!!!! Emmy: *pouring water on Rouges head* Stop that! You’ll cause a fire! SpyroX: Yeah Rouge! *taunts at Rouge* Emmy: SpyroX didn’t steal your emerald to sell at the Black Market! Rouge: Oh yes he did! SpyroX: *sticks tongue at Rouge* Rouge: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *resumes chasing SpyroX* Tails: *flies in with the Tornado and everyone was on it* SpyroX, Rouge, Emmy, jump in before Miles Tails Prower gets me! SpyroX/Rouge/Emmy: AWRIGHT! *jump on* On The Tornado: Tails: Did you guys fasten your seatbelts yet? Everyone else: Yup! *seatbelts were actually tied up instead of fastened* Emmy: I’m squeezed into orange juice in here! Sonic: Are we there yet? Tails: No. Sonic: Are we there yet? Tails: No. Sonic: Are we there yet? Tails: No. Sonic: Are we there yet? Tails: No. Everyone else: *get confused and get headaches* Sonic/Tails: What’d we do? Amy: What is that thing? *points to a robotic air unit that looks like a giant bald eagle but it’s silver instead of brown and is red instead of white* Everyone else: NOOOOO!!! It’s Eggman! Eggman: How dare you call E-162 a thing! E-162: *starts firing homing lasers at the Tornado* Tails: Tornado transformation! Tornado: *transforms into the Cyclone but it was too far and too damaged to land on E-162, so it falls from the sky fight* Everyone: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Eggman: Those Chao are very troublesome. E-104, get me a strawberry shortcake and some daisies! In Hawaii: Person#1: Oh! Those Chao in that blue box are so adorable! Person#2: I agree! Who’s selling them? Person#1: Who cares! I have a net! *pulls out a fishing net and attempts to capture them* Shadow: Chaos Spear! Person#1: *gets hit* Ahhhhh! Rouge: Since when did you get a Chaos Emerald? Shadow: SpyroX let me borrow it! SpyroX: Did someone say my name? *looks around* Rouge: SpyroX let you borrow it? Shadow: Yeah, I just told you! Rouge: But SpyroX didn’t ask me to borrow my Chaos Emerald! Emmy: *springs out from the steering wheel of the Tornado* Look at what I found! Giggy/Cream: *spring out next to Emmy* Yeah! She found something cool! Tails: *springs out next to Giggy and Cream* She found….. Sonic: *springs out of the driver’s seat* a….. Giggy/Cream/Tails/Sonic: Chaos Emerald! Emmy: *pulls out a Chaos Emerald* See! It’s right here! SpyroX: Uh Tails? Tails: What SpyroX? SpyroX: Don’t you remember who’s airplane this is? Tails: *long pause* Oh no! I feel so guilty! This airplane isn’t my creation and it’s totaled! Eggman: *appears with his Egg Walker (from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle)* There you are! This time, you’re not going to live! Amy: *screams so loud out of surprise and a volcano erupts, so out of the volcano, the last 5 Chaos Emeralds appear in front of her* Oh! I got free jewelry! Emmy/Shadow: *put their Chaos Emeralds next to Amy’s* Everyone but Eggman: *turn super and power punch, spin kick, black wave-Rouge, chaos spear-Shadow, sonic wind-Sonic, time stop-Sonic, amy flash-Amy, flamethrower-SpyroX, hydro pump-Emmy, thunder shoot-Cream/Giggy* Eggman: *loses* You won this time, but next time, I’m really going to kill you! *flies away* Amy: I hate you Shadow….. *finds Sonic* Sonickuu! Sonic: Oh well… I’m used to it. Tails: That’s such a lie. Shadow: FREEDOM!! *echo* Emmy: Yay! SpyroX, you rocked at that fight! SpyroX: You did too Emmy…. Let’s get some Eggo Waffles! Cream/Giggy/Shadow/Rouge: OK!!! At Costco: Tails: I got the Eggos! Amy/Sonic: What’s that? Cream/Giggy: What in the world? Emmy/SpyroX: Oh no… Shadow/Rouge: This is bad…. E-104: Where are those strawberry shortcakes… (to be continued…)