Chao Problems 2 Last time, Sonic the Chao and his Chao friends went to Costco for Eggo Waffles, but they meet up with E-104..... Sonic: It's Eggman's *leans forward to get a closer look*........... hunk of junk. SpyroX: No! It's a black and red Dung Beetle! Tails: *spots white words on the robot* No! You're all wrong! It's E-104! Giggy: E-10boar? Cream: Pee-104 is the name, Giggy! Giggy: No it's not! Shadow: *walks off for some reason* Emmy: *wispers to Tails* Hope they're not wearing earmuffs. SpyroX/Sonic: *lean towards Emmy and Tails to hear what they're saying, but are caught by Emmy* What'd we do? Cream/Giggy: *still argueing* E-104: Do you know where the strawberry shortcakes are? Cream: They're over there! *points to a Strawberry Shortcake doll* Giggy: Yeah! They also smell so good that you can't resist eating them! Sonic: Did Eggman order you to get a strawberry shortcake? *winks at Tails* E-104: Personal data. Tails: *jumps on E-104's back and has a chainsaw* Bwaaaaa haa haa ha!!! SpyroX : *trips on the chainsaw's plug and flips onto Tails which causes Tails to fall off of E-104* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Emmy: *gets hit by Tails' foot* NOBODY KICKS ME!!!! *starts power punching Tails* Tails: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *gets bruises all over* The pain!!! Sonic: *sticks his tounge out at Tails* Let me handle this Emmy! *starts doing weak punches and weak kicks* Shadow: *walks in* There you are guys! I've been lookin' for ya guys every where! Well... I brought some Sunny Delight! *holds up a HUGE package of them* Amy: YAY! It's better than being silent like you told me to...... Emmy/Cream/Giggy/Sonic: Give us some.... NOW!!!! Tails: *acts like a zombie with a help of his pain* Yes... or I'll pull you to the Earth's core! *starts haunting Shadow* Shadow: *runs away without knowing that Amy is chasing him* AHHHHH!!!! SpyroX: Come on Tails and Cream! Let's jet to get it! Tails/Cream: OK! Tails/Cream/SpyroX: *fly after Shadow* Rouge: *at the top of one of the shelves napping cause she has no part in this chapter* Sonic: Emmy Giggy, let's juice and jam! Emmy/Giggy: *whispers to eachother* Why are we stuck with this idiot? Sonic/Emmy/Giggy: *run after Tails, Cream, and SpyroX* Egg Golem music on TEAMS: Team 1 (SpyroX, Cream, Tails) - flight Team 2 (Sonic, Emmy, Giggy) - speed Team 3 (Shadow and um... maybe Amy) - Sunny Delight Team 3- Shadow: *grins as he looks back but finds Amy* NO! Don't tell me that Sonic ditched Amy! *starts to speed up* Amy: *uses her Speed Up because she has 10 rings* Shadow: Noooooooooo!! Why do you keep bugging me?! Amy: Be quiet.... Shadow: (pause) Amy: Shadow, I need you to tell Sonic that..... Shadow: (pause once more) Amy: That...... I don't know where the Kool-Aid is! Shadow: Thanks a lot for telling me... Team 2 *stops running when Emmy yells*- Emmy: SONIC!!!!! Sonic: What? Emmy: *holds up her Chaos Emerald* Don't you know how to use Chaos Control, because you did use it in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Giggy: YEAH!!! LET'S USE CHAOS CONTROL!!! Sonic: *grabs Emmy's Chaos Emerald* Here goes nothing.... CHAOS CONTROL!!!! *uses Chaos Control* Emmy: HEY!!!! He left without us! Giggy: WAAAAHHHHHH!!! SONIC'S A CHEATER!!! Sonic: *warps back and screams* IT'S GONNA EAT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *notices he's back in Costco with his team* Hi! Giggy: You seem rather suspicious...... *observes Sonic* Emmy: Yeah……. Actually, REALLY suspicious Sonic: Well I…….ok I admit it. I accidentally went to Scotland and the Lockness Monster was after me! Aren’t we after something? Giggy/Emmy: *very long pause* ummmm…..yeah….. Giggy/Emmy/Sonic: OH YEAH! IT WAS THE SUNNY DELIGHT! *run to the drinks isle* Team 2’s mission- Accomplished Team 1 *still flying*- Cream: I’m feeling sick. *starts turning green* SpyroX: Please do anything but barf, Cream. Tails: *has a talk with Cream* She’s just hungry. SpyroX: Ok…… Cream: *smells the Sunny Delight that Shadow has and speeds up towards it* Can you guys go any faster! I’m thirsty here! SpyroX: Do you know how tired my wings are? Tails: Don’t forget about my 2 tails…. SpyroX/Tails: *notices that Cream’s out of sight* ARRGGGHH!!!! You’re NOT gonna hog all of the Sunny D., Cream! *spots some cool stuff and stop flying* Tails: *finds a toy helicopter and an electric fan*Just what I need. SpyroX: *finds a remote control plane and masking tape* This is gonna sooooo make my day! Team 3 *still running*- Amy: Shadow? Shadow: Now what Amy? Amy: I have to go…. Shadow: Go where? Amy: To the bathroom! Shadow: *sigh* Alright…. At the bathroom- Shadow: Amy, are you done yet?! Some girls are staring at me! Amy: Come on Shadow! The longer we stay here, the better! Shadow: Why is that? Amy: Do you expect them to think that you’re in the girls’ bathroom? Shadow: But, they’re all staring at me. I mean, all of them are now. Amy: Come on Shadow! The more girls staring at ya, the more famous you’ll be! Shadow: Amy? Someone is carrying a black box and the box is flashing. Amy: That “box” is a camera. Shadow: A CAMERA?! Amy, this has gone too far! Let’s go now! Amy: *flushes the toilet and walks out the door like a celebrity* Take all that you want! *but the crowd ignored her and kept their attention to Shadow* Shadow: Amy? They’re really creeping me out now! Amy: Ok…. We’ll go now. Shadow: Finally…. Amy/Shadow: *runs out of the girls’ bathroom and continues on* Team 1 *finds Team 3*- Tails: *flying on a toy helicopter that has a battery powered fan as the chopper* Cream! You found them! SpyroX: *riding on a remote controlled plane that has the controller taped on it with masking tape* Great job, Cream! Cream: It was nothing! Shadow: You’re never gonna catch me! Amy: *sob* How about me? Shadow: Nah! You don’t matter! *runs to maximum speed and leaves Amy behind* Amy: *finds a remote control race car, jumps on it, and drives it* Oh no you don’t Shadow! Cream: *driving a remote controlled crane (the car kind) *We are gonna get that Sunny D., one war after another! SpyroX: Who said it was a war? Tails: I have NO idea. Sonic: *comes running up next to Tails* Cream just isn’t her self, isn’t she? Emmy: *flies next to SpyroX with a 2 seater plane that looks like the Tornado and in the backseat is Giggy* Hi SpyroX!!! Giggy: Howdy ya’ll! Eventually, they manage to share the Sunny D., but what about E-104 you ask? Well he gave the doll to Eggman…. Eggman: *chasing E-104 with a wrench* Come back here! E-104: Sorry. Must loosen wheels with a chase. Eggman: I’m not joking! I wanted a cake, not a doll! Although the doll is quite nice and soft and pretty… That night: Eggman: *sleeping in his bed with the strawberry shortcake doll and is sucking his thumb* E-104: *jumps off E-162* FREEDOM!!!! (to be continued…)