Chao Problems 3 Last time, E-104 suicides and Sonic the Chao and company chases Shadow for Sunny D. HERE WE GO WITH THE FIC! Chao Garden: Sonic: This is sooooo boring! Knuckles: Can we do Chao Karate? Amy: NO WAY! Remember what Emmy said to me when I was fighting against her?! Tails: Speaking of Emmy, where are SpyroX and Emmy? Giggy: Now that you mention it, Miles (Tails the Fox) said something about 1 of his favorite Chao reincarnating... Cream: So that means... Everyone else: It might be Emmy! *dash to the Hero Garden* Hero Garden: Miles: *sniff* Poor Emmy. I took my sight off of her for one little second……. AND NOW SHE’S GONE!!!!!!!! SpyroX: Well, I was a better friend with her than you…… Miles: (he doesn’t know how to speak CHAO) I miss her too. SpyroX: Whoops. Forgot that you don’t know a word I say. Emmy: *sniff* Yeah… poor Emmy….. HEY!!!!!! (Pre-evolved hero CHAO with no legs, bear hands, and bear ears) SpyroX: *snort* Haha! Got you again! You owe me a quarter! Emmy: *growl* There, happy? *gives SpyroX a quarter* Miles: *snatches quarter* Cool! *drops it in his Barbie piggy bank* You found my quarter. Sonic: MILES! I can’t believe it! You found your booger quarter! Tails: *NOTE- Sonic knows English* Booger quarter? Cream: I can’t believe that you don’t know what it is…… Rouge: It’s the quarter where………..where………what was it again? Giggy: Come on! Tell us already! *drools from suspense* Knuckles: *puts on some teacher glasses* Well, if you really want to know, you have to tell me the circumference of a circle with a radius of one. Sonic/Giggy/Tails/Cream/Rouge: WHAT?! Knuckles: *sigh* It’s 6.28 you dunce CHAOs. Sonic: *raises his hand* I know the answer! Ahem. It’s 6.28! Knuckles: CORRECT! 100% student in the class is………….SONIC!!!!!!! Giggy: Since Sonic got the right answer, what’s the booger quarter? Cream/Knuckles/Sonic: It’s the quarter that Miles wipes his snot on! Everyone else: SICK! SpyroX: What’s all the commotion about? Emmy: And why’s everyone grossed out? Miles: HI GUYS! I FEEL GAY! ^o^ *dances around doing the hokey-pokey* All CHAOs: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away to other gardens* Dark Garden: Sonic: We’re sooooo lucky that we made it alive. Shadow: *notices the others* Sup dudes! Cream: What does “dudes” mean? Giggy: We will never know. SpyroX: Well, what do you mean you’ll never know? Emmy: Yeah! Rouge: All you need is a dictionary! Emmy: Nanee?! I already know what it means! *stomps out the door, but nobody notices* Knuckles: *brings out a dictionary larger than him* Hmmmm…it the slang word for guys, peoples, or anything like that. Shadow: Duh! Quit acting like a clump of poo and get me pop! Emmy: *walks back in* Looks like someone needs to go to the Hero Garden! Everyone else but Shadow: Yep! Shadow: Yo! Dudes and dudets and knuckle head! Where’s my pop! Everyone else: *have ropes, chains, locks, and death glares* Hero Garden: Shadow: Awright already! I was kidding about the soda, ok?! Just put me down! *tied up in ropes, chains, etc.* Giggy/Cream: *grins* Here you go! *lets Shadow free* Tails: YAY! SOMEONE TO PLAY BARBIES WITH ME! Shadow: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORROR! TIE ME UP AGAIN AND PUT ME BACK! *notices that everyone’s gone* Tails: I’ll be Barbie while you’ll be Ken! After that, let’s play with my Easy Bake Oven! Shadow: Mateo! *runs out the door back to the Dark Garden* Dark Garden: Shadow: *panting* Never torture me like that! Rouge: *stands next to Knuckles and blushes* Knuckles: *does the same* Cream: YUCK! Giggy: Rouge and Knuckles dancing in a box. Naked, naked oh my gosh! Sonic: First comes poop. Tails: Then comes a call. Everyone but Knuckles and Rouge: Then comes them both drinking alcohol! Amy: Hey! I hardly had any parts in this fiction! I’m out of here! *goes in the CHAO Transporter* SpyroX: Hey! Where’s Emmy?! Giggy: I did see her go in the CHAO Garden… Cream: Can we sing the song again? Knuckles and Rouge: NO WAY!!!! Everyone else: AWRIGHT! Knuckles and Rouge: *goes in the CHAO Transporter* Amy, wait for us! Everyone: Knuckles and Rouge dancing in a box. Naked, naked oh my gosh! First comes poop. Then comes a call. Then comes them both drinking alcohol! BLOOPERS: We are at the part where Shadow was talking slang- Shadow: DUDE! WHERE’S THE POP!? Cream: EWWWW!!! SHADOW SPIT ON ME!!!! *beep* We are at the part where Amy goes in the transporter- Amy: Uhhhh….what was my line? Oh well. HALABUNGA! *jumps in but hits her head on the machine instead* I’m ok! Sonic: We didn’t even ask baka! Rouge: Amy’s gone cuckoo! *beep* Part when Miles says he’s gay- Miles: HI GUYS! I’M GAY! Actually, in reality, I’m not but why is this in my script? *pulls out script* OH MY *BEEP* WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT?! All CHAO: Ahhhhhhhh? *beep* Sonic: OK! Enough with the bloopers! SpyroX: HELLO?! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT- Cream: What does “nanee”, “mateo”, and “baka” mean?! Tails: If Knuckles were here, he’d answer you. SpyroX: Nobody ever listens! *sob* Sonic: By the way, you do a yosh job in pronouncing Japanese words! Cream: What’s “yosh”? Everyone else: *groan* to be continued…