Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki or any other Naruto-related stuff. It's Masashi Kishimoto's in all his geniusness XD Normal POV;Pein stepped out to the front of the sitting room where the members of Akatsuki were uncomfortably crammed together on sofas, tables and cabinet-tops. "Excuse me, everyone. I have an announcement to make!" He called over the grunting, groaning, complaining and chattering. It did not stop."OWWWWWWW HIDAN, GET YOUR SCYTHE OUT OF MY LEG, UN" Roared Deidara."DO IT YOURSELF YOU EFFING WOMAN!!!" Retorted Hidan. "GET YOUR FREAKY MOUTHS OUT OF MY FACE!!"Pein shook his head. He hated having to do this, but however, it needed to be said. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID KIDS!!! OR I WILL FEED YOU ALL TO ZETSU!!!"The room went silent. Pein cleared his throat. "Thank-you. Now that you're all listening, I have an important announcement to make. Akatsuki Christmas's can be a dull, boring affair. Not this year, my fellow criminals! This year, we will be having a talent show! Also, I suggest we play Secret Santa, and our dear Hidan has volunteered to be the Akatsuki Santa!"Hidan's mouth dropped open. "I EFFING DIDN'T!!!!!" He roared as eveyone began to laugh. Pein looked amused."Now that you all know-start thinking about your acts for the talent show! Good luck!"Kisame's POV;All seemed normal in the hideout-until Pein decided to bring us some ‘Christmas cheer’. Talent Show? Secret Santa? Hidan as Santa?! You’ve gotta be kidding me. I might just go home for Christmas. Less chance of getting murdered anyway, unless my little brother cooks Christmas dinner again. That would be a nightmare. Again.As for the talent show, I refuse to take part. How degrading is it to have to stand there and show off some kind of talent. I guess I could be a judge. Kisame Cowell has definitely got a ring to it that I like. I’ll have a word with Pein about that...Tobi's POV;OHMIGOD!!! A TALENT SHOW! TOBI'S CHANCE TO SHOW DEIDARA-SEMPAI WHAT TOBI CAN REALLY DO!!!!!!!! OHMIGOD OHMIGOD!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs off to practise a song*Kakuzu's POV;Hmmm, a talent show? I could do that. I have talents.... How much will the prize money be?Anyway, what to do.... I sing, I dance, I do magic tricks-which is more likely to win me that money???!!! Hmmmmmm....Hidan's POV; This is such an effing waste of my effing precious effing time! Stupid effing leader....I have to effing enter this effing silly contest when I effing could effing worshipping effing Jashin-Sama! O_o I got an effing idea!! This effing requires some effing thought....Deidara's POV;Oooh, a talent contest, un? I can show off my wonderful, superior art now without an arguement with Master Sasori, un! Stupid old coot, telling me art should last forever, un! It is fleeting, transient and super explosive fun, un! Now, where is my clay??? TOBI!!!!!!!!!!Itachi's POV;Oh. My. God. Pein expects me, the great Itachi Uchiha to sing? Dance? NO! Absolutely NOT! *Sees all 6 Peins glaring at him with lots of weapons* Fine... I'll do something....Konan's POV;I'm looking forward to this talent contest! Time to show everyone just how hot I really am! I wanna sing something that'll set Pein's pants on FIRE! And I know just what!Pein's POV;Oh I just can't wait! *SQUEE* My Awesome Konan, singing! *stems nosebleed* And I get to humiliate the others! I am so evil fufufufufuuuuuu.... And I'm doubling up as the host. Kisame, Zetsu and I are judging. I don't want anything too dangerous to happen backstage involving Hidan....Zetsu's POV;Whatever Leader-Sama wants I guess. Mr. Snuggles and I will take whatever they throw at us. As long as I get to eat the loser, that is......