(Lucy and Zim get into their human disguises and head over to the Skool. There, they go inside and find Ms. Bitters' classroom. They step inside)
Ms. Bitters: Zim! I told you, do NOT bring your hideous friends to Skool!
Lucy: I am NOT hideous you old roach!
(Ms. Bitters flinches)
Zim: She's new. She's my sister.
Ms. Bitters: (sigh) Fine then. Take a seat next to Zim...
(As Lucy heads to her seat, she flashes an evil stare at Ms. Bitters)
Dib: Great! Look at that! Yet another reason that I'm NOT crazy! Look at her! Take a good look! Practically twins! Aliens, the both of them!
(Lucy leans over to Zim)
Lucy(Whispering): Who is that fruit loop?
Zim(Whispering): That's just the Dib-stink. He knows who we are.
Dib: See? SEE!? They're conferring in their ancient alien tounge!
Lucy: No, I just called you a fruit loop!
(Zim laughs)
Random Kid: She's right, Dib. What if they're sister and brother and they just have the same skin condition, huh?
(Kids nod)
Dib: But... but... Oh, forget it. When the world crumbles and it's all their fault don't come crying to me.
Ms. Bitters: If you're done now, Dib, I'd like to explain the odds of a catastrophic explosion, reacting in the overall destruction of our planet.
(Lucy waves her hand in the air)
Ms. Bitters: What.
Lucy: Out of ten, how many humans would you say have allergies?
Ms. Bitters: Your stupid question doesn't mean anything to me, Lucy.
Lucy: Fine, you crippled witch...
(The Skool bell rings and the two Irkens exit the doors in a hurry with their notes they had scrawled down at recess)
Zim: I saw an Earth smeet breathe near a small plant, and it reacted quite strangely.
Lucy: What happened?
Zim: It started choking and gasping and fell to the ground, writhing in pain! AHAHAHA!
(Both of them start laughing. Lucy recovers from laughter and looks around suspiciuosly)
Lucy: Let's get out of here before Dib finds us...
(Zim nods and they go back to Zim's house)
Zim: Finally. It's insane how long it takes to get back here. Anyway, what information did you gather, Lucy?
Lucy: Well, uh... Nothing much...
(Lucy sweats as she remembers the hearts she had doodled in her notepad)
Zim: Yes? What did you find out?
Lucy: Um... That when they sneeze, they need tissues...
(Lucy is having difficulty reading her notes under all the Lucy+Zim 4ever doodles)
Zim: Okay... But how will that help...?
Lucy: Oh! I know! I can invent a machine that makes tissues that induce allergies, and not prevent them! Every human who uses them will fall to our power!
Zim: Good idea! When can you get started?
Lucy: Heh-heh... When can I get started? The plan begins... Today!
(They both rush over to a pile of crazy machinery and random parts)
Lucy: Mm-hm... Mm-hm... Perfect!
(Lucy grabs two armfulls of gadgets and stumbles under the weight of the stuff as she approaches the inventor's table and almost falls)
Lucy: Whoa... WHOA!
(Lucy does fall and lands under a pile of machinery)
Lucy: Ow...
Zim: Lucy! You okay?
Lucy: Yeah...
(As she gets up Lucy stares into Zim's eyes and suddenly remembers everything...)