We all deserve some pie
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of pie and only two
There's the one with this heavenly apple taste
And the one with it's chocolate coated grace
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.
 
No, we all should eat some pie
Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I.
Because the pies of the sticky should be made cheap
For the rest of us pies would be so sweet.
And then we all could eat some pie.
 
But I'll never taste a candy
No I'll never see a caramel. Finished!
Alright! You sir, do you have some pie?
Come and bring some for your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too sir? Give a caramel.
 
Why did nobody mention
That I can die of starvation..?
Who sir, you sir?
No ones has a pie, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. Still waiting. I beg you people.

You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now spare a pie!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can refuse me.
I will have you!

And I will get some pie after endless groans
In the meantime I'll practice on these honorable plots.
 
And my teddy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my toy again.
 
But the begging waits!
And I'll be alive at last
And I'll be full of joy!

 
 
P.S. I guess I should give a credit to LustLover13 from fanfiction.net. Her/his parody gave me this idea. So.. thank you.